Did You Know That In The Disney Universe, Animals With Clothes Have Dominion Over The Other Animals.

Just a post without tags to my 11 subscribers, at least 2 of which are porn bots. You da real ones.

Am I the only one who is PISSED about how many Amazon kindle versions there are? At the risk of sounding like Hank Hill: It's a BOOK! How do you update a book?!

As a libertarian I believe in free slaves - because I cannot afford any.

Is there anyone still trained to measure skull shapes in line with old pseudo science and phrenology? I want to have an analysis of my skull shape and treat it like a permanent horoscope.

I like to imagine "pro life" Buddhists don't want people to eat chicken eggs

Imagine if the assassin just beat the shit out of him and his own insurance company didn't cover it. That's the shit that would have happened in a comic.

So what weve gathered from this is that if comics were real people would 100% like Red Hood more than Batman

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

I'm a reverse vegan. Animals are stupid little shits that have had it too good for too long. They deserve LESS rights!

Legalize dog fighting! Dogs are stupid!

54.5% of Tumblr was WRONG!

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Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.