TLDR~ A Company Offered Me A Job *IF* I Cancel "Fins & Crinolines" And Don't Produce Anything For It

there are two greeks inside of you

one is from sparta

one is from athens

both are gay

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I've always drifted towards clever characters, but my childhood self was fascinated with how Sandokan from the titular novel overcame every challenge with a mix of inhuman physical strength, iron-like willpower, and raw magnetism. The scene where someone attempts to flog him and he responds by lifting them up effortlessly and stating that he has in his veins royal blood and will not tolerate being insulted rewrote my brain chemistry.

Vampire! (Male) MC brainstorm bc why not

While working on some Dragon Age content here you go with this vampire MC concept for you to take >;D

Special features

Elf-like ears

Dark ringlets

Sharp, claw-like nails

mysterious and mischievous personality

Maybe this MC comes from Barovia instead of our normal world?

(For those who don’t know, this is Barovia)

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

My theories for Lies of P.

Okay so I did some digging, nothing too extreme, but I looked up the original true story of Pinocchio and found some art that came with the story written in the late 1800s.

Pinocchio started as a talking piece of wood, and then was given to Mr. Geppeto. Geppeto dressed him up and told him if he wants to be apart of this world he has to go to school. Pinocchio was very disobedient and because of this, some absolutely terrible things happened to him. So basically the “naughtiness” was practically beaten out of him and he became reserved. This is canon, I want to confirm. The blue fairy kisses him and he becomes a real boy.

Do you see the resemblance???

Lemme ask again-

Do you see the resemblance????

That is the official art from the original 1889 Pinocchio

This is very important information because this mean that Pinocchio “P” is already human. Mostly.

This is not a “spin off” of Pinocchio, this is a continuation of Pinocchio. And I think this is just amazing.

I thought was a little weird that P had so much skin, and when this skin stretched or folded, it was like real skin, nothing silicone or artificial (silicone doesn’t exist yet in the late 1800s I don’t think) (don’t quote me on that). I heard some people say his face is porcelain, but that also wouldn’t make sense because he wouldn’t be able to turn his head.

If he was made of porcelain, then there would at least be a joint or a separation or porcelain plates on his neck and his fingers, but there isn’t.

So he’s human , to sum it up. It’s 2023, game development and 3D modeling is so advanced, that everything in his design is done on purpose.

There’s still some unanswered questions, though. Why does he have a mechanical arm, why does he wake up in an abandoned train station and doesn’t know who Mr. Geppeto, his father, is? Why does he look much older??

Classic case of amnesia.

Here’s where the plot thickens. And I’m about to jump to a whole lot of conclusions, so bare with me.

So maybe some time has passed and now P is somewhere in his teens, and Geppeto snapped, knocked out P, cut off his arm to make him into a weapon, to sell him maybe. Geppeto is canonically dirt poor, so maybe greed got to him.

That’s my favorite theory. It’s actually my only theory.

The blue fairy, or Sophia, is there to help him gain his memories, hopefully.

Then the talking thing in the lantern that P carries is the cricket. His conscience.

So the reason P finds himself in an abandoned train station is so Geppeto can test out P’s newly weaponized arm, by throwing him into life and death situations.

Now the obvious question.

Why does the official Lies of P website say that he’s on a journey to become human?

They’re lying. Duh.

Thank you everyone for coming to my TED talk.

The atmosphere in our DnD campaign has become very cute and lighthearted. :D The Grey Wardens are currently at the Festival of Fortunes which lasts several days. We all wanted to enter for the Mounted Race but the festivaI only selects a few entries for the actual race.

So! Ijech and Faeyra teamed up: Ijech going for an icequeen illusion sort of look, Faeyra wild-shaping into a majestic elk. Deimos and Panthea also teamed up: Deimos transforming his outfit into something a bit more revealing, Panthea wild-shaping into a white tiger!

Then Nora took Ludek aside and told him she had an idea how they can also enter the race. She suddenly used the polymorph spell on herself, transforming into a giant goat. The difference between wild-shape and polymorph however… the two druids are still in spirit themselves. But a polymorphed Nora suddenly had the intelligence of a goat. It… didn’t go well. Thankfully Ludek had some rope. x’D But they aren’t joining the race. ;___;

P.S. The Undead are only a village away from us.

I just can’t

THEYRE SO PRETTY AAAAAAA

The Touch of Sunlight (read the full story on webtoon here)

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I Will (aha aha yeah I know I’m not funny-)write a fanfic about this bc gODS-

i firmly believe that will is one of the greatest healers of all time - to the point that like asclepius, he too could have the power of resurrection if he pushed himself hard enough (or was desperate enough)

which leads to some interesting questions. how would zeus react to another of apollo’s sons being able to do this? would he kill will too? or maybe they try hide will’s ability from zeus? is that even possible?

how would hades react to will bringing someone from his realm back to life?

how would hades react if that person was nico?