Omg Thanks For Tagging Me

on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

Little doodle animation :')

like i can’t explain it but i love him so much because like. he’s pathetic and he’s terrifying he’s a coward and he’s courageous he’s a good man he’s an eldrich horror he says he’s a skeptic but he’s really a believer he’s powerful and helpless he’s afraid of everything including himself. also he’s queer.

i almost never make fanart but i think i need to draw jonathan sims because i’m actually obsessed with him

No one talks about how michael shelley was angry. no one talks about how michael distortion was murderous. helen barely got that bad and she was the distortion during the apocalypse. michael was quiet with his anger but it ran free when he had the power to hurt people. he wanted to, somewhere deep down. that is before we get to the revenge aspect. he never grew out of his thirst for revenge towards the archives and the institute and gertrude more than anything, the one he trusted and loved like a parent who abandoned him, left him for bait. michael wanted someone dead for his pain, he wanted to hurt someone like he had been hurt.

This feels targeted…

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Insane to me that the UK government is slowly trying to legislate trans people out of existence and I have not seen a single person talk about it

My take on michael🫣

This is the original btw

Is this anything?

I am metaphysically ramming my head into yours like a purring cat, you are very cool

(Here is a purring cat for reference, moments before attacking me via affectionate headbutt)

Omg thank you!!! You are so so cool and your art is amazing you’re like a celebrity to me

Also thank you for the cat photo that is a very good cat. please give them lots of treats and cuddles from me