Is This Anything?

there is a wasps nest in my attic btw. if you even care.

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

Why do my hyperfixations have to physically hurt me this is so stupid. like oh no my favourite fictional man is having a bad day I guess I should get a stomach ache about it

“I’m getting tired of your deliberately innocent-looking manipulative behaviour. You say you aren’t undermining me but I know that’s not true. Do you realize-“

We work at a mall, man. Have you ever taken a minute to think about that? Rome is burning. Rome is burning and we work at a mall. A hundred thousand years ago you and I would have sat side by side and scraped animal skins with a shard of deer rib together. A hundred years from now both of us will be buried and forgotten. Today we are three feet away from an Auntie Anne’s Pretzel stand and we work at a mall. Can you fucking believe it

sometimes i think about five choosing to sing "i've had the time of my life" and choosing to make it a duet with klaus and pulling their other brothers up to sing with them too, and he's never been one to say what he feels, but he's always been one to show it ("you're a good brother. okay, you say something nice about me now" "let's go find your stupid birth mother.") and of all the songs to sing at the end of the world, he chooses to say that he's had the time of his life. he chooses a duet so he won't be alone. he gives himself permission to be sentimental for once, about as overtly as he can be, and his brothers join him. he's saved the world for them. twice. and he may have said fuck it to saving the world this time, but he's not gonna go out without saying "i owe it all to you"

OH MY GOD YES. I've seriously had such a major grievance with this ship name forever because it just seems so unimaginative? but this is a PERFECT explanation

now, how do we justify "jontim"....

my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.

Consider-season one Jon and the Archival Assistants doing the sound effects for each tape diegetically

No one talks about how michael shelley was angry. no one talks about how michael distortion was murderous. helen barely got that bad and she was the distortion during the apocalypse. michael was quiet with his anger but it ran free when he had the power to hurt people. he wanted to, somewhere deep down. that is before we get to the revenge aspect. he never grew out of his thirst for revenge towards the archives and the institute and gertrude more than anything, the one he trusted and loved like a parent who abandoned him, left him for bait. michael wanted someone dead for his pain, he wanted to hurt someone like he had been hurt.

Someone please grant me to motivation to study for this test instead of taking a nap… i fear I will not be getting a good grade in this class

TWO bug sex episodes!!!

“ohhh when the twelve ep anime has a beach episode, a sick episode, a festival episode and a confession scene” FUCK YOU. when the 200 episode long eldrich horror podcast has a bug sex episode, at least two different cults running in the background, a couple “surprisingly nothing goes wrong” episodes, a confession that is never explicit, fluffy cows and the literal apocalypse in the same episode, and BY GOD does it have a Finale.