I Need More Friends Who Also Have Cluster B Pds. I'm Tryna Find My People. Plus Y'all Are Actually Interesting

My sister's dog is a malamute mix, and while he's not quite as large, he got all the malamute fur. "Sister dearest," I say, "your carpet is lying on me again." Meanwhile, I struggle to breathe.

When ur brother in law gets high off his ass and realizes that she's actually your sister in law

Just got officially labelled as moderately to severely disabled. I'm in high school. It's been a rough several years of "You SHOULD be able to"

Shout out to the ten year old who just got diagnosed. Shout out to the housebound fourteen year old. Shout out to the eighteen year old who can’t go to the university they wanted. Shout out to the twenty two year old who can’t get a job. Shout out to the twenty six year old with a caretaker. Shout out to the thirty year old who can’t buy their own house.

Shout out to young disabled people. We exist.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

obsessed w/him actually

One of the things I like to do because I'm an absolute heathen with no regard for the rules of society is getting into fandoms without literally ever consuming the source material. It's loads of fun and pisses a lot of people off without even doing anything.

Orange toed tree frog is a fabulous name -^-

They call ‘em red eyed but I try to use as little light as possible when I peek at them at night, so their orange toes are much more striking

But if you call them orange toed tree frogs that somehow sounds much less cool

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

I accidentally pronounced Geiger counter as gayger counter, and I will now be referring to my gaydar as nothing else.