We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
obsessed w/him actually
The safest slep
My lizard sleeping very safely, very securely, head not exposed means body not exposed, the ultimate protective sleeping position against predators
Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives
I love animals that look like stupid little guys. Just completely brainless. My favorite
Wow what a beautiful baby idiot
a siddur belonging to marilyn monroe, complete with her annotations in pencil. many remember her as a sex symbol who lived a difficult life, but few know of her conversion & devotion to judaism. "everybody's always out to get them, no matter what they do," said monroe. "like me."
Today on stupid thing that made my toddler mad, my nephew is upset with me bc I won't let him grab my brand new ear piercings.
I always kind of feel obligated to respect my siblings' friends, but that means that if one of them sys something shitty, instead of just being like "oh ew I don't like you," as I would with most people, I instead yeet myself away from them with all of the strength in my body. Like, sorry dude, you got points at first for getting close to my siblings (which isn't easy!), but now that means I take your shittiness as a personal betrayal, and I hate the fact that you interact with anyone in my family.
Putting oil in my hair makes it feel so nice highly recommend but also I am ten seconds away from drinking it coconut oil smells so good wtf
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