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Instead of trying to replace an ableist and incorrect usage of intensive though (e.g "the intrusive thoughts won tonight") to mean impulsive behaviour with the term "impulsive thoughts" (which is clunky because it obviously still draws from intrusive thoughts and is similar enough for people to not notice or know the difference, is still ableist as this is also a medical term, and self-contradictory, as any impulsive thoughts are not necessarily harmful in a way that works for the meme), I suggest we start referring to it as The Impulse. Capital letters and all.

Arguments:

- draws on the popular internet slang expression of The Horrors (unspecific but commonly experienced life struggles of both psychological and material original), and is therefore not connected to the ableist misuse of instructive thoughts;

- additionally, implies the existence of universal human experience with The Impulse, in a similar way humans universally can experience The Horrors, and therefore inclusive of all;

- also implies the existence of The Impulse entity which, according to individual interpret, can be anything yet immediately relatable to other people;

- is literally just funnier than both intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts in that context;

- sounds ominous enough to use in ominous situations.

Example of use:

"bro let The Impulse win 💀"

"The Impulse won tonight (dyed my hair at 3 am)"

"The Impulse telling me to call my ex [insert reaction picture]"

"can't let The Impulse win this one"

You can also smack at ™ there, implying that The Impulse™ is well known enough to be trademarked and widely recognisable, which I think is cool.

‘If youre really an animal why are you a human’ ridiculous question. I am a bearer of The Curse. Obviously

Just took the last ginger ale. Might get skanked in the middle of the night, worth it thi.

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It's funny bc I love scrolling past these but if I stop and look at it. Then the Fear begins. :D

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I'm a water bottle of sparkling ice, mango peach flavour. Mostly pretty nice but kind of tedious because you have to be careful opening the spout so the drink doesn't fizz up the straw and spit on you. If you don't like it, that sucks for you.

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Looking at jewish content around my antisemitic family makes me so anxious I feel like I'm gonna throw up, and I realized that jewish people just. Exist like that. All the time.

I need more friends who also have cluster b pds. I'm tryna find my people. Plus y'all are actually interesting lol (to me)

Mfs when I'm unable to feel guilt

Mfs when a trauma response makes someone an asshole and isn't just some cute uwu quirky part of their personality