Chocolate Covered Crickets Are Good From What I Hear. Fried Spiders Are Commonly Ate As Well. I Don’t

>be me

>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world

>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that

>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home

>she says its nothing when i ask

>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca

>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now

>spite drought.jpeg

>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it

>rain of fire.jpeg

>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one

>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world

>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend

>it's tezcatlipoca

Can you be trusted with arcane secrets that would drive normal people mad?

Take me to dinner first

Wait for his glow up guys /silly

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

The myth of the fifth sun resumed in two pics, haha. I hope you like, and I hope the reference is noticeable enough 🤭

For those (one person) asking for an image

Both by them!

Etsy

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I just found an Etsy seller with post card of Tecciztecatl on a bike. It’s so niche. I love it.

Iooughhhhjjh your characters…. I must know

Ask about my characters

I’m literally crying rn why does he kinda look like one of those one toothed anime edits

I drew the boy again for the first time in forever the mesoamerican mythology hyper fixation has been kicking my ass @ckret2

^ the playlist I listen too when I draw :3c

Cries sobs whibbles

Literally Coyolxauhqui. Who is she besides the eldest sister? It’s all she’s known for.

I wonder if she had one of those soft smiles that were few and far between. I wonder if they warmed the room every time. I wonder if she looks up during the night wondering how they are. I wonder if she nurses her wounds thinking if it could ever be different.

Idk man maybe I’m overthinking

They’re literally three people and one at once I think that counts

God is system coded ngl

he is not

My leg started cramping really badly when I was drawing this and it was probably a sign from a higher power that I should stop but I didn’t

Beach episode when?

I figured out what swimsuit he'd wear, too!

Who let him get away with this