They’re Literally Three People And One At Once I Think That Counts

So I found out the lobster was one of Tezcatlipoca’s animals

Names mispelled by auto captions on the five suns: sacred history of Mexico that made me giggle in some capacity

One time I was going for walk at night on July 6th 2024 because it was hot and stuffy and I was bored so and saw a streetlight flicker so I decided to play with it with my magic powers so I thought about ollin and how the movement of my heart was the same as the alternating current powering the streetlight for a few minutes and electricity and ollin are both governed by Xolotl and nothing seemed to happen so I stopped and right after it flickered which made me giggle because it was like he was trolling me so I walked a little more saw an owl fly by and then BOOM. 12:19AM Heard a pair of explosions one right after another and saw light flash on trees nearby. And then a couple weeks later explosions that night made the news and it was this huge big mystery people thought that the government was covering up. And I'm the only person who knows the real cause. But the explosions everyone else heard that night don't match up chronologically with the ones I heard. It doesn't make sense.

Pls don’t blow the power grid we need that

Wow now I’m scared of my upcoming Alaska trip

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

I looked at my CapCut why are there like three edits of Tecciztecatl I don’t remember making. Was it blorbo induced hysteria wtf

Woop woop!

The WIP of my newest art project

Can you be trusted with arcane secrets that would drive normal people mad?

Take me to dinner first

NOOOOO

im at chapter 20/27 of dracula rn and i love renfield so much omg

i would look him up but im so deathly afraid of being spoilered in any way

i like how he eats spiders and flies and vomited feathers once indicating he also ate his birds but he hasnt been doing that lately :(

id love for him to either turn out to be a vampire (it would lowkey make sense) or for him to become rational enough (or so it would seem) to join the vampire hunting gang

God I love humans

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

Funniest depiction of eclipses by far

What the fuck guys why are you doing that stop