One Time I Was Going For Walk At Night On July 6th 2024 Because It Was Hot And Stuffy And I Was Bored
One time I was going for walk at night on July 6th 2024 because it was hot and stuffy and I was bored so and saw a streetlight flicker so I decided to play with it with my magic powers so I thought about ollin and how the movement of my heart was the same as the alternating current powering the streetlight for a few minutes and electricity and ollin are both governed by Xolotl and nothing seemed to happen so I stopped and right after it flickered which made me giggle because it was like he was trolling me so I walked a little more saw an owl fly by and then BOOM. 12:19AM Heard a pair of explosions one right after another and saw light flash on trees nearby. And then a couple weeks later explosions that night made the news and it was this huge big mystery people thought that the government was covering up. And I'm the only person who knows the real cause. But the explosions everyone else heard that night don't match up chronologically with the ones I heard. It doesn't make sense.
Pls don’t blow the power grid we need that
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>be me
>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world
>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that
>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home
>she says its nothing when i ask
>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca
>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now
>spite drought.jpeg
>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it
>rain of fire.jpeg
>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one
>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world
>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend
>it's tezcatlipoca
I WAS TRYING TO GET XIPE TOTEC WHAT THE FUCK
Chews on them violently like a dog with a new chew toy
Inspired by Caly's post
Sorry y’all I died again
“You’ve been playing with the magic that is black.”
“But all of those powerful magical mysteries never gave a single thing back.”
GOOD LORD THERES A TORNADO
Alright who pissed off the rain gods
Woop woop!
The WIP of my newest art project
Honestly real. I’ve been listening to a bit of Omeworld and Coyoltzin :3 (neither are metal but they’re still yummy)
vikings would like viking metal and aztecs would like aztec metal but crusaders wouldnt like crusader metal
change my mind
What if Tecciztecatl said snails be on ye and you just get swarmed
I want free boneless wings :(
My name is Caly!She/they/itAutistic Nonbinary and OmnisexualProship DNI
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