But I Thought The Moon Was A Pizza Pie….. The Song Lied

Thank you Toastedclownery for reminding me that the sun was dark i somehow forgot about that detail 😭

I’ve had enough —Quetzalcoatl for some reason

Lil doodle o made and the ref!

Honestly real. I’ve been listening to a bit of Omeworld and Coyoltzin :3 (neither are metal but they’re still yummy)

vikings would like viking metal and aztecs would like aztec metal but crusaders wouldnt like crusader metal

change my mind

I don't know how to start a conversation so have this Tecciztecatl :>

Omg thank you so much EEEEE

Fruity flower prince my beloved he’s one of my favs

Xochipilli the prince of flowers, patron of two spirits

One man’s biohazard is another man’s funner biohazard

[Text if it’s hard to see]

Kryptos: I think my eye is gonna pop

Bill, not paying attention: mhm…

He may or may not be wondering if his hat was always that big

They look perfect for holding omg

I do like jellycat bunnies (and my favorite plushie I own is the Walmart knock-off in my pfp) but it does bother me how a lot of companies do rabbit noses for the plushies? Most rabbit noses are just a little v-shaped slit like this

And some do have a little bit of coloration/fur texture difference that makes the nose more noticeable and have more of a distinct shape.

But like. Not like this.

or this.

These are cute and I do like them (and I do want to get rabbit plushies from these brands)! but if you end up looking at them too long, they stop registering as rabbits and become just a Creature. It’s slightly insidious.

It reminds me of like dog or cat noses with the color and texture- the hairless smooth flesh noses that they have. So it feels like a weird rabbit/dog hybrid or something to me.

Weirdly enough, while TY usually gives their rabbit plushies awful plastic pink noses they actually had them embroidered in the correct shape for their new beanie bellies.

Unfortunately the beanie bellies don’t look too cute in person with the weird almost human-baby proportions. They also gave them paw pads… which aren’t accurate. I try not to be pedantic about the head shape since they do every single plush regardless of head shape like this but… there’s more losses than wins here.

I do find it rlly funny that palm pals gets a lot of aspects right. Weird lil thang. I love you

In his defense Quetzalcoatl also started it /silly

ALSO, THE FACT THAT TEZCATLIPOCA WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL THIS BUT STILL HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS LOVER. CRAZY

Don't ask him about his relationship with his brothers and some of the mexica gods. It's metal chairs on sight. That man is getting jumped!

So I made something

“Mom, am I still young?

Can I dream for a few months more?”