I Don't Know How To Start A Conversation So Have This Tecciztecatl :>

You’ll never believe what I have

i really need a heart locket necklace so i can put small pictures of dwight frye and fredric march in each side

Adding to the Tecciztecatl sings randomly headcanon he also does this randomly. Yes tlaloc has walked in on him doing this. Yes he is concerned for his son’s mental stability

Uhhh I started researching prosthetics and I didn’t have the heart to tell my medical therapeutics teacher it was because I wanted to make something both practical and something resembling the codexes at the same time

Usually there would be a shell around the foot but the structure matched the glyph nicely so reality is going out the door

>be me

>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world

>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that

>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home

>she says its nothing when i ask

>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca

>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now

>spite drought.jpeg

>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it

>rain of fire.jpeg

>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one

>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world

>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend

>it's tezcatlipoca

GOOD LORD THERES A TORNADO

Alright who pissed off the rain gods

HOKY SHIT I ACTUALLY FINISHED A PROJECT also my effort on each drawing was directly proportional to how much igaf

Anyways I’m not sure if this counts as angst but LOOK PAPA TLALOC

Having no experience with Chinese mythology makes this incomprehensible but I love it dearly

Ao guang:*in the throne room in silence*

Ao bing:*by his side and breaks the silence* man I'm so hungry I can eat Nanahuatzin

Ao Guang: how do you know that name

Ao bing: *got it from Sun Wukong but is not saying shit* I uh I uh started reading more books

Ao guang:....I need to be alone ao bing go to the garden or something

Ao bing:*already running off*

Ao guang for the rest of the day:

SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

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Get cozied idiot /silly

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