I Think Tezcatlipoca Needs To Look Into His Mirror To Find Out Wtf This Means

Surprised that Horus is allowed to cook after The Incidentᵗᵐ

shipping chart stuff p1

Honestly real. I’ve been listening to a bit of Omeworld and Coyoltzin :3 (neither are metal but they’re still yummy)

vikings would like viking metal and aztecs would like aztec metal but crusaders wouldnt like crusader metal

change my mind

Random post but here’s a picture of the Jaguar Temple at Lamanai! I went here in October last year and it was a very fun visit. I’m not very well versed in Maya mythology but they called Kukulcan Quetzalcoatl which was weird

This brings me pain. You’ve pained me.

happy april fools day gang

a while ago i somehow fooled someone by this stupid ass wikipedia edit

I love you haiku bot

What if human bill cipher is just Alex Hirsch in a fancy suit

I’m not the first person to make this joke but whatever

ITS HEEEREEEEEE

let's slime on mama

YAAAA I LOVE THAT FILM

Bet no one expected me to draw THESE guys again, anyways I rewatched The Five Suns and can’t stop thinkin’ about the tezcatlipocas playing their ballgame — also I codex borgia’d your 0zzy

Chocolate covered crickets are good from what I hear. Fried spiders are commonly ate as well. I don’t think it would be THAT bad just not for everyone.

it would be silly if there was like.. a goth horror restaurant and all the dishes and drinks were named after characters like frankensteins spareribs or jonathans paprika hendl or montresors and fortunatos amontillado. or something.

i highly advise against eating anything that has 'renfield' in its name, though

Bitches love my copy of the codex Chimalpopoca