I Feel Like Tecciztecatl Would Sing At 8 In The Morning

So I may have absolutely adored the Goldilocks Cipher AU

@ckret2 :3

Maybe scraped maybe Wip I’m not sure

God I love humans

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

I have no context for this but at the same time it completely makes sense

WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN MY INBOX

Why would you do this to me

"What if" fanfic idea I have with Coyolxauhqui and Huitzilopochtli-

What if Coyolxauhqui wasn't trying to kill her mom, what if she was actually trying kill Huitzilopochtli instead? What if Coyolxauhqui interpreted her mother pregnancy to Huitzilopochtli as one would see a parasite?

What if he was a parasite? What if he was killing his mother and he simply didn't know, so safely crawled in his mothers womb, sapping away to many nutrients that his mother couldn't keep up? What if Huitzilopochtli's death was the only way to save her mother form certain death?

What is her mother wanted to die? What if her mother loved her unborn child so much, that she push through the pain, run away from her own daughter that simply wanted her beloved mother to live, and protect the thing that was slowly dying.

What if Huitzilopochtli was born hearing his mothers gently sorries? Sorry for having him, sorry for running from her daughter, sorry for failing as a mother?

What if his first world was sorry? Sorry to his mother, who he failed to save, who he failed to protect, who he never even met? What if he was sorry to the sibling he would have to kill, never meeting them but knowing they must die, for his mothers sake, because it was them who killed her.

They had to have killed her, with they way they stared at him. With malice, contempt. With the look of someone who wanted him dead.

They wanted him dead. They wanted him dead, that they killed their own mother.

For that they'd pay. Huitzilopochtli may have failed to protect his mother, but he will avenge her. He will kill the people who killed her. Because it was them who killed her, not him. Why else would they be here? Why else would Coyolxauhqui look at him with such killing intent?

UR ART IS YUMMY THOUGH AGGRBBRHRHBSBSBDB

Inspired by that trend from a few months ago with "Fukuouna Girl" from Stomach Book I just think she's be so angry if she knew her own story, you know? I feel like she'd have this kind of rage that only comes from being goddess of the southern stars, and then all of your brother's bodies becoming the stars that litter the battleground of the angry night sky you rule. I don't know if I'm onto something or just think older sisters deserve to be angry

WHY IS HE ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS

this has to be the stupidest thing i ever made.

(i know i used pictures of them in their respective movies but im referring to how they act in the books, just to be clear)

Teefers

Okay maybe I'll work on him next

Honestly she also just rocketed my brain as well

Damn Nanahuatzin was so savage with Tecc in that comic post. Except

That's not Nanahuatzin anymore :3c