So I May Have Absolutely Adored The Goldilocks Cipher AU

are you gay

YOU. GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!! /j

I’ve had enough —Quetzalcoatl for some reason

Xipe. Listen to the voices. Throw that chair.

HAD A BUSY COUPLE OF DAYS BUT COOKING UP SOMETHING

One post is about Coyolxauhqui's and Nephthys' dynamic, and another is Seth's and Ra's. MAYBE a lucha libre post maybe.

BUT I JUST KNOW 1. SETH WHEN HE LOCKS IN HE GETS SHIT DONE. WHEN HE HYPER FOCUSES ON SHIT YEAH. Anyways, this is why I feel like him and xipe totec are the powerhouse of whatever department I end up creating for this (what company?) Au I'm making.

I also think xipe totec works hard, but that's mainly cause I think totec just goes early to work to have an excuse not to get dragged into messages group text convos (Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl being like hey whose right!). He loves them both, but if he has to listen to them fight and read them fight, I think he's going to start throwing chairs at them.

???? So is it his boob???

I saw someone say this image of Tecciztecatl looked like he had a tit out which I can’t unsee

I know it’s his stomach but I can see it-

Beautiful you have my vote

They have yet to invent an Aztec god who isn't at least 40% Tezcatlipoca, and with your support we can expand this to cultures that never interacted with the Aztecs.

What if Tecciztecatl said snails be on ye and you just get swarmed

You hurt me wtf is this

henry jekylls full statement of the case if it was good

I spawned in the year 18— to a large bag, endowed besides with excellent looksmaxxing, inclined by nature to skibidi, fond of the respect of the alpha and beta among my homies, and thus, as might have been supposed, with every guarantee of an honourable and distinguished future. And indeed my biggest skill issue was a certain impatient gaiety of rizz, such as has made the happiness of many, but such as I found it hard to reconcile with my imperious desire to carry my gyatt high, and wear a more than commonly sigmalike countenance before the public.

I blame @thirteene42 for giving me evil inspiration

I LOVE THAT SONG GRRRGRGRG

TW: !!mentions of death!!

Meant to kinda go with the theory that Yuu is already dead

Man is wearing another dude’s skin and he goes :3

Honestly great for him

Okay but why is the xipe totec priest so cute tho