Beautiful You Have My Vote

Happy new year apparently because I forgot today was the day lmao

Honestly based

If every time my sister asked me to draw my favorite male character pregnant I got a penny I would have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Average dream experience

i just napped very shortly and dreamt that i bought an 100% accurate comic version of tscojah and got so excited i ran out of the bookstore and there was just another room there

awoke like this

He go :}

i didnt even know this dude could smile at all

:)

Lowkey my friends when I talk about Aztec mythology 😔💔

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

The last one reminds me of how I was talking about Tlaloc and Tezcatlipoca and the first thing my friend said was toxic yaoi

Same friend also said that about Nanahuatzin and Tecciztecatl so idk man-

POV: Tezcatlipoca is appearing before you in some of his animal manifestations to talk about how he fucked your wife.

One time I was going for walk at night on July 6th 2024 because it was hot and stuffy and I was bored so and saw a streetlight flicker so I decided to play with it with my magic powers so I thought about ollin and how the movement of my heart was the same as the alternating current powering the streetlight for a few minutes and electricity and ollin are both governed by Xolotl and nothing seemed to happen so I stopped and right after it flickered which made me giggle because it was like he was trolling me so I walked a little more saw an owl fly by and then BOOM. 12:19AM Heard a pair of explosions one right after another and saw light flash on trees nearby. And then a couple weeks later explosions that night made the news and it was this huge big mystery people thought that the government was covering up. And I'm the only person who knows the real cause. But the explosions everyone else heard that night don't match up chronologically with the ones I heard. It doesn't make sense.

Pls don’t blow the power grid we need that

You’re so real for this.

Tezcatlipoca needs to start paying rent, cause thinking about him is taking up too much mind space. I have a fucking essay due!!!!

WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN MY INBOX

I don’t know what am doing anymore lmao