I Got Bored And Photoshop And Yeah This Was The Product

They should make a show called “so you think you can guard” and it has a bunch of people who think color guard is easy and on the show there’s several people who are actual guard members and they show them just how “easy” color guard is. Kinda like a guard camp for non-guard people.

IF THIS ISN’T A SPORT, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS!!!!

Adventures in class: We had a substitute in one of my classes today, so instead of doing our work I decided to show my guard friend Onyx’s 2014 show.

I had my guard tape on my desk- plot twist- when the sub walks by and goes “why do you have electrical tape?”

The answer, of course, is for color guard, but, not wanting to explain, I just said I always had it on me. He says “yeah, me too, but why?”

So I say color guard. I was not expecting his answer to be “me too” but it was. I didn’t believe him at first, but he insisted. The next question, of course, was “who do you spin for.”

Onyx. Freaking Onyx.

Our substitute teacher SPINS RIFLE FOR ONYX WINTER GUARD.

I met someone from Onyx Winter Guard. He exists in REAL LIFE!

Have you ever seen colorguard done to BEYONCÉ like this?

Choreographed by: Roxy Lazaro Performed by: Hector Garcia

do you ever toss a 45 with a sail and fear for your life

ok srsly who invented color guard??? like one day “sir you know how me and some guys carry our country’s flag and guard it with rifles?” “yes” “what if we threw that shit in the air” “….fucking BRILLIANT, Jim”

Best action shot ever!