Adventures In Class: We Had A Substitute In One Of My Classes Today, So Instead Of Doing Our Work I Decided

Adventures in class: We had a substitute in one of my classes today, so instead of doing our work I decided to show my guard friend Onyx’s 2014 show.

I had my guard tape on my desk- plot twist- when the sub walks by and goes “why do you have electrical tape?”

The answer, of course, is for color guard, but, not wanting to explain, I just said I always had it on me. He says “yeah, me too, but why?”

So I say color guard. I was not expecting his answer to be “me too” but it was. I didn’t believe him at first, but he insisted. The next question, of course, was “who do you spin for.”

Onyx. Freaking Onyx.

Our substitute teacher SPINS RIFLE FOR ONYX WINTER GUARD.

I met someone from Onyx Winter Guard. He exists in REAL LIFE!