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💌 25 valentine’s day asks

first date: describe your ideal first date.

first kiss: what’s the best way to be kissed?

preference: sexuality? what’s your ‘type’?

blush: what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?

hand holding: do you like pda?

family: how important is your family’s approval of your s.o.?

doves: what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you?

love hearts: where were you when you met your crush?

candy: favourite thing to eat on a date?

100th date: would you prefer to stay in or go out this valentine’s?

roses: do you like picnic dates?

giggle: what’s more important in an s.o.: intelligence or humour?

lace: who looks best in your favourite colour?

cupid: have you ever been set up? have you ever set anyone else up? how did it go?

lovebirds: at what point in a relationship would you make it ‘public’?

love knots: would you like to forget the person you shared your first kiss with?

promise ring: who do you see yourself being with in two years?

ballad: best love song?

aphrodite: how important are looks?

angel: do you like ‘bad boys’ or sweethearts more?

harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

red: where will you be spending february 14th?

love notes: who was your last valentine? where are they now?

flowers: what’s the best romantic gift to give someone?

st. valentine: what are your hopes for love this year?

Incorrect Quotes

Legend: Y/n- Your name,L/n- Your Last name

Ⓑ︎Ⓝ︎Ⓗ︎Ⓐ︎/Ⓜ︎Ⓗ︎Ⓐ︎

(When they were kids)

Someone: If you step on the crack you break your momma's back!

Bakugou: *Aggressively steps on the crack*

Midoriya: *Avoids the crack*

Y/n: But.... I don't have a momma...

Someone:

Bakugou:

Midoriya: Its ok,L/n chan/kun! I don't have a dad. Atleast I think so...

I'm a liar and I'm sorry 💀

Omfg- I haven't anything in a while and Im so sorry about that 😭 School exams are coming up and I've been very out of it lately. I'll most likely be able to finish my 2 requests sometime after the 1st week of May

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Out of all the opportunities my brain could have had a writer’s block- why now :’)) 

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

it will never happen but if spiderverse gwen and tasm peter ever meet my heart will be whole

Im supposed to be writing but my brain is making me finish a rough script for a google slides game I wanted to do

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.