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Enjoy these incorrect quotes-

Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- Last name

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝

Bruce: * Sighs* Y/n, if your friends were to jump off a cliff would you jump too?

Y/n: With all due respect Bruce, my mother gave birth to a leader a hero and a dumbass, I would be the 1st to jump off that f******g cliff.

☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎

Peter: Mr. Thor? Y/n isn't talking to me and isn't coming out of their room.

Thor: Just say something mildly offensive.

(Later)

Y/n: *busts down their door* DiD yOu JuSt SaY uNcLe LoKi Is AnD wIlL alWaYs Be A vIlLain?!!

Thor: I didn't mean THAT offensive!!

𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎

𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸

This is a lot more

Kirishima: Just act mature.

Kaminari: Mature…. got it..

(Later)

Y/n: So… what do you like to do for fun?

Kaminari: *In a deep and serious voice* Taxes….

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Shinso: When we get murdered, can you guys make sure we're an unsolved case?

Midoriya: WhAt?!!

Y/n: We wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Iida: Can we get back to the part where he said " when we get murdered"?

Todoroki: Can I join?

𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎

(After the whole saving Bakugou thing)

Iida: Are we in trouble?

Aizawa: Take a guess.

Iida,L/n, Midoriya,Kirishima,Todoroki,Yaoyorozu:No?

Aizawa: Take another guess.

۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎

Y/n: I don't have any siblings.

Eri: Those are wise words for someone in hugging range Ms/Mr. L/n 🤗

❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎

Y/n: 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎?

Tokoyami: *𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜* 𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 ??

Y/n: 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚝 3𝙿𝙼. 😊

Dark shadow: *Laughs*

☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎

(If Eri ever gets bullied)

Midoriya: *bursts in the room* I need your help… I can't tell you who it is but we're gonna kill some people

Y/n:

Mirio:

Mirio: *Brings out keys* So whose car are we gonna take…….

I was actually contemplating on if I like Avengers or Captain America and the Winter Soldier more- Nat basically carried the movie for me. I didn't pick Captain America and the Winter Soldier because my dumbass didn't know who Bucky was when I watched it in theaters. While in Avengers I was able to know who those people were and enjoy the movie and didn't think "Who's that?"

I remember saying something about her spine snapping and thats why her nose bled. I'm still sticking to that now.

Hiya! Out of curiosity: which Marvel movie is your favourite?

Hi! It's kinda basic but "The Avengers". It's the thing that really got me into Marvel so it holds a special place in my heart. I normally don't like watching a movie on repeat but this is an exception.

If non mcu movies count then TASM 2. Seen it in theaters and actually liked it. Peter and Gwen really raised my standards for love and its still evident now 💀. I think the shot of Gwen falling was my bi awakening- she just looked so- JAJSHSJAJKA. It was the 1st movie that I actually remember processing it easily- I was kinda young when I watched both of the movies and TASM 2 was the 1st ever movie that didn't make me think "What was happening" instead its "Did she just die-". I also remember discussing with my siblings what actually killed Gwen.

I really hope you don't mind me coming into your asks so often lol

I just remembered our talk about favourite marvel/mcu movies, and it made me wonder if you have a favourite character?

Hello! I like interacting with others through asks so its fine! Natasha definitely. I rewatched Iron Man 2 multiple times just for her. I saw her as an inspiration. When I 1st saw her I was like "👁️👄👁️ OMG SHES SO COOL". I was very young didn't see any female superhero so I got attached. I barely cry at movie deaths but she's an exception. I was conflicted on who I wanted to die- I love Natasha but I also liked Clint. I watched it in 3d so it was good day for me 😀👍 I had to pick a new one because- yk- I haven't officially decided but Its most likely gonna be Dr. Strange or Wanda.

Did I meme right?

hi!! this is like my second time sending a request- and i’m not very familiar with like how requests are supposed to be phrased? if that makes sense? 😭 sorry smdbkskhdf anyways i hope this request makes sense :)

could you write something (it could be headcannons, a oneshot, an imagine, or anything like that) about the reader being peter parker’s little sister + the youngest avenger who’s also spider-girl? i really hope that made sense ahjshkdsjhd- some things that i’d like to be included (but you don’t have to if you can’t find a way to include them) are:

- wanda and nat being like mother figures

- vision because he’s funny and i love him

- bucky and sam, because i see them as honorary avengers 😁😁

- TONY HAVING A SOFT SPOT FOR THE READER

- peter being the best big brother ever

- clint teaching the reader how to use a bow and arrow

IM SO SORRY FOR HOW LONG THIS IS 😭😭 I DIDNT REALIZE HOW LONG IT WAS GETTING, thank you! :)

A/n: This took up 3 pages in my google docs 😃 .DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE LENGTH OR THE EXTRA THINGS- it help me have more ideas! I really hope you enjoy this-

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫:

༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄

If you both got your powers around the same time-

There would be some public attention that there are 2 people in masks swinging around NYC in the same area, at the same time

Which just makes the process of being recruited a lot quicker

The both of you would be clueless that it was the other person

Since you didn’t want him to worry

And he didn’t want you to worry

That basically went on until you were both recruited for the Avengers

“That was you?!” “That was you?!”

“Did you both seriously not know that?”

“Did you tell Aunt May??”

“Of course not! Did you?”

“No-”

But if you got your powers later than him and started fighting crime-

You’re both still gonna be clueless about the other person's secret identity

He’s gonna want to learn more about your alter ego and investigate them

You both crossed paths from time to time

It basically became a race on who can go to the scene 1st

He was kinda surprised since even if his suit is more advanced, there were times where you beat him to it

But he did start to question it when you came home later than usual and the topic of Spidergirl was a bit touchy

You noticed the same with him but with Spiderman and with more suspicious stuff

He didn’t let you in his room

He became more secretive with you even if you both used to tell the other person everything

The fact that this all started when he got the Stark Internship

You found out when you saw Spiderman enter your brother's room in your apartment on your way home from fighting crime

You decided to confront him and that's how you both found out the other person's identity

He’s gonna help you with your powers now

Back to the general headcanons-

You’re both trying to hide it from May but one of you slips up

She’s having 2 heart attacks back to back

Please be a good wingman for him

At least be better than Ned

If you’re not as smart as him-

Don’t worry, he’ll try his absolute best to help you and not rub it in your face

When the both of you are in the Avengers-

You’re both radiating “I'm just happy to be here” energy

You understand all of his references and respond with another one

The others are just like “????”

While Peter’s being trained by Tony

You’re being trained by basically EVERYONE so jokes on him!

They were all training you for different scenarios since you’re the youngest and no one really wants anything to happen to you

Nat’s training you for hand to hand combat

While Clint’s training to use a bow and arrow

“Why do I even need this? I have my powers you know”

“Because you need to work on your aim”

“My aim is completely fine-”

“You remember what happened last time?”

“I missed an object while swinging and almost fell to my death….”

“And?”

“Tony had to activate my built-in parachute.”

“Exactly.”

Whenever you’re not training, you hang out with Wanda and Vision

You never seem to be surprised when Vision phrases through the walls due to your spider senses

He’s trying to understand your references with Peter- please explain it to him

Wanda likes having you around since you don’t really see her powers as something of mass destruction and instead look at it with curiosity

Which results in a maternal soft spot

Even if some of the questions you ask about her powers are a little concerning

“Can you like- create your own reality? With your powers I mean”

“I haven’t tried it??”

She will

The way she really shows it is to check if you're doing ok mentally

Natasha’s doing the same thing except she makes sure you’re doing well physically

Tony also has a soft spot for you-

You basically have favorite child privileges with him

You get away with more things at least compared to the others

If you ask him for something he’ll say yes

If you show interest at something, the next day it's at the tower waiting for you

“I’m gonna order some take out-do you want anything tinier Parker?”

“Some pizza sounds nice”

“Okay then”

“Yeah, it does-”

“Order your own food Barnes.”

“Where are you going?”

“I’m gonna buy some food at the store-”

“Do you have enough money?”

“Not sure-”

*Gives 100 dollars*

“Here.”

Can't say the same for Sam and Bucky tho-

They don’t hate you-

It’s just that if they had to associate you and Peter with a song it would be Teenagers by MCR

Peter’s always looking out for you during missions

You’re one of the only family members he has left- of course, he’ll look out for you

You’re also looking out for him for the same reason

But also because May would be devastated if something happens to even one of you

There’s basically nothing in this world that can break your bond

If someone wants to see Peter REALLY pissed off- they should try harming you in any way

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a h- Fuck it- the imagines are gonna turn to headcanons- My brain can’t narrate things now

Scarlet Witch in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

You break the rules and become a hero. I do it, I become the enemy. It doesn’t seem fair.

Hiya! It's been a while, and I just wanted to ask how you're doing :)

Hello! I've been doing well. Just unmotivated to write but I'm sure Multiverse of Madness will re awaken it- That and endgame are the only movies I'm avoiding spoilers for 😭

Hey, it’s me again lol. I was just wondering if you write for tasm as well bc it’s not really marvel but it also kinda is if that makes sense??

Hello! I'm down to write for it! but Its been a while since I saw the tasm movies so it might not be accurate.