A H- Fuck It- The Imagines Are Gonna Turn To Headcanons- My Brain Can’t Narrate Things Now
a h- Fuck it- the imagines are gonna turn to headcanons- My brain can’t narrate things now
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Incorrect Quotes
Legend: Y/n- your name
винα/мнα
Mina: Uh- guys?
Sero: Hmm??
Kirishima: Yeah?
Mina: How do I know if this is an actual french baguette? *Holds it up*
Y/n: I know! Hand it over!
Mina: Okay! *Hands it over*
Y/n: I'll be right back.
(A few moments later)
Y/n: Yup!
Sero: What did you do?
Y/n: Nothing 😊
Kirishima: Seriously Y/n, what did you do?
Y/n: All I have to say is this- If you can't knock someone out with the baguette, its not real.
Mina:.....Who did you hit?!
Y/n: Um......
(Explosions and screaming in a distance)
Thanks for the tag!
-> why did you choose your url?
My old url has smth to do with my fandoms and I just wanted it to become a running theme with my urls but make it more subtle. I got attached to this one tho- so I dont think I’ll change it.
-> any sideblogs?
Yup- I just saw the “create new tumblr” button and decided to press it out of curiosity. s o- I now have another blog and idk how to delete it.
-> how long have you been on tumblr?
I think a few months after quarantine started
-> do you have a queue tag?
Nah
-> how many followers do you have?
forty one (41)
-> how many people do you follow?
seventeen (17)
-> have you ever made a shitpost?
Nope- Nothing that happened to me that me makes me wanna shitpost
-> how often do you use tumblr every day?
VERY OFTEN- especially during class. I’ll open my tumblr even after looking at it a few minutes ago.
-> did you ever have a fight/argument with a blog before?
Nah- I’m not a very confrontational person to begin with
-> how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?
I used to fall for them but now I just scroll past- it gives me performative activism vibes
-> do you like ask/tag games?
I 100000% love it. Don’t be afraid to tag me in these things- I like interacting with others but I wont make the 1st move
-> which one of your followers do you think is tumblr famous?
idk really- Since you cant see how many followers someone has and I don’t feel like asking
-> do you have a crush on a mutual?
I barely know anyone here so no
@sinceuh-when
anyone who sees this :))
hello hello i was tagged by the ever wonderful @ladislavaa for this tag game!! tysm for the tag i care you so much 💕
-> why did you choose your url?
hoo boy. there’s about… three different references in it, ones i’m not quite willing to explain because i will out myself as a enormous nerd. but it’s subtle enough that most people won’t get it so it’s ok. so i chose it because of the amount of references i could fit in it without it seeming overt.
-> any sideblogs?
i have. a lot. if you look at my bio for my main, there’s a list of sideblogs i have. a dead writing one, some dead ask blogs, an au blog i need to get back to now that school isn’t actively kicking me in the face… and a dimitri one from fire emblem that’s currently thriving now that i’ve revived it. anyways i have a lot of dead ones but i’m fond of them so they’ll stay there.
-> how long have you been on tumblr for?
since july of 2018! the three year mark of my time here on tumblr is coming up and i honestly didn’t expect time to go by so fast. sure i haven’t been here as much as other people, but i’ve enjoyed my time here! for the most part.
-> do you have a queue tag?
nope! not for my main! my ask blogs do, but not this one.
-> why did you start your blog in the first place?
honestly i just wanted to find a place that was fandom-centric so i could meet more people who had similar interests to me. it sounds so cheesy now that i think about it, but i really did just want some friends who had similar interests as me because a lot of the ones i had at the time didn’t.
-> how many followers do you have?
244 as of right now! but i know a good chunk of them are p-rn bots that i’ve reported and blocked over the years, so i’m not sure if that’s an accurate measure of my followers or not. i don’t know why so many people follow me anyways i just spam reblog things lol.
-> how many people do you follow?
336 currently, i kind of have this ‘if i like them, i’ll follow them’ mentality and hope i don’t come off as weird to the people i start following randomly.
-> have you ever made a shitpost?
oh yeah, probably. i’m not very well known for making original posts though, so they kinda just sit in the void that is my blog. i don’t mind, it just means that people won’t see the silly little clown words come directly from my brain.
-> how often do you use tumblr everyday?
probably more than i should. i’ve noticed myself spend a lot less time on it recently, but that’s probably because i’ve been busy. i don’t spend all of my time here though, and that’s good enough for me.
-> did you ever have a fight/argument with a blog before?
ehh, i wouldn’t call it a fight. a little spat here and there, maybe, but that hasn’t happened in some time and at this point i’d prefer not to get involved with people who aren’t worth the effort.
-> how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?
i don’t really like the idea of them because of how much guilt tripping they do. sure they’re about important topics, but there’s better ways to raise awareness than to guilt trip people into talking about it. they make me anxious if i’ll be honest, and that’s not great.
-> do you like ask/tag games?
oh i LOVE those, please if anyone wants to tag me in stuff or ask me questions please go for it!! i love talking to people here and interacting in general! i won’t judge you for wanting to ask me stuff or anything, honestly i feel like the weird one for being so enthusiastic about it lol.
-> which one of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
oh for sure i think it’s @/kiiingsnake and @/jamblute. i honestly have no idea why they’re my mutuals and i’m too afraid to tag them in anything (including this). ;-;
-> do you have a crush on a mutual?
eh, no. i love my mutuals, but as friends. also i’m on the aro spectrum so attraction who?? they’re all wonderful people though and i appreciate them.
and that’s it folks! thanks for letting me ramble (somewhat) unprompted. i shall tag @pecha-cake @blackcliff-typewriter @doriduckdoodles @agent–shade and anyone else who wants to do it!!
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
Hiya! Out of curiosity: which Marvel movie is your favourite?
Hi! It's kinda basic but "The Avengers". It's the thing that really got me into Marvel so it holds a special place in my heart. I normally don't like watching a movie on repeat but this is an exception.
If non mcu movies count then TASM 2. Seen it in theaters and actually liked it. Peter and Gwen really raised my standards for love and its still evident now 💀. I think the shot of Gwen falling was my bi awakening- she just looked so- JAJSHSJAJKA. It was the 1st movie that I actually remember processing it easily- I was kinda young when I watched both of the movies and TASM 2 was the 1st ever movie that didn't make me think "What was happening" instead its "Did she just die-". I also remember discussing with my siblings what actually killed Gwen.
IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.
I hope you don’t mind me sending you another request, you’re just really talented :)
Can I request something about the marvel characters with a reader who has chronic pain? Can be platonic or romantic, I don’t really mind. Thanks!
A/n: Don't worry about it! I actually appreciate it. Thank you for the kind words 💖. It leans more towards platonic but nothing is directly stated so its free for interpretation. Also pls correct me if I had any information wrong
𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧:
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They all would try to help you in their own ways
Tony and Bruce would get you medical help
I’m pretty sure Bruce has a good amount of knowledge in these kinds of things
So he would basically serve as your doctor
If I’m wrong or Bruce is unavailable for whatever reason-
That’s where Tony and his rich boy privileges come in
Need to find a doctor? He already found a hella good one for you
Medical bills? He’s paying.
Medicine? He’s paying.
Need Physical therapy? He’s paying.
Any treatment in general requires payment? HE.IS.PAYING.
Steve would make sure that you aren’t doing anything that might worsen your pain
*Takes the boxes from your hands*
“Your doctor said you shouldn’t do any heavy lifting”
He also makes sure the advice your doctors give you will be followed
He’s trying to minimize your pain in a non-medical way
It’s likely that he searched up what kind of lifestyle changes can help you
So- expect to do some exercising with him
Don’t worry tho- he makes sure it isn’t too much for you
Clint would also take care of you but in a more maternal way compared to Steve
He’s a dad of course he’s gonna be maternal
He’s making sure that you’re taking care of yourself like eating and sleeping despite the depression that can come with chronic pain
Sam and Bucky wouldn’t have much initiative compared to the others but they would get you whatever you need when you ask from them
Peter would be the same as Steve but less authoritative if that makes sense?
“Hey- I don’t really think you should be doing that. Let me do it”
Thor would be a little clueless so he’ll need to be informed of your condition
But he’ll still try to find ways to help you
Wanda would help you distract yourself from the side effects of chronic pain
She basically makes sure you are coping in a good way
When you can’t sleep because of the pain, you would normally go to her or Nat
Speaking of Nat- she's is a mix between Clint and Wanda
The way she’ll act depends on what you need
She and Steve are most likely gonna be the ones going with you to the hospital
I honestly think Vision is a mix of all of the above
He’s basically your personal Baymax at this point
But be ready to open your doors and block your walls because vision’s going through them
“Do you need anythi-”
“AHH- VISION! USE THE DAMN DOOR”
Let’s just hope you aren’t extremely jumpy okay 😃
Everyone’s gonna remind if you took your meds yet
“Did you take your medication yet?”
“Yes- Bruce already asked me that.”
“Okay- Just making sure”
“Did you take your medication yet?”
“Didn’t you already ask me that earlier?”
“I did?”
Hey, this is really really important. Please listen.
My friend who I’ve known for YEARS is facing a crisis. Her mother is the breadwinner of her house and recently she just got put in jail. She and her brother have been trying to get jobs to no avail due to covid. The people living with her are essentially fucking her over and she just needs help to pay the bills and avoid being homeless. She is only 16.
I will be linking her GoFundMe below.
Please like and reblog to get this around. My friend needs as much help as possible.
If the batfam all starred in one commercial together what would it be? How would the commercial go? Who would be in their hero personas vs. who would be civilians?
I hope you know I hated writing every word
The commercial opens with Alfred getting ready in the morning and brushing his teeth with Colgate toothpaste while telling himself he needed the extra enamel protection. The camera then cuts to him putting the final touches on his suit and opening a drawer full of fancy watches, choosing a gold Rolex.
He then goes downstairs to start breakfast, where he switches on the Keurig and refills the water using a Brita filter. Damian slides down the banister and reaches for the Fruity Pebbles to go with his Silk almondmilk. When Alfred objects, Damian says, “But Alfred, Fruity Pebbles contain essential daily nutrients like 25% of your Vitamin B6.”
Just as Damian finishes breakfast, Dick rushes down, grabs a cup of coffee, and tells Damian he’s gonna be late. They hop into a Mercedes Benz where Dick uses the voice commands to “Play that song from the Huggies commercial on Spotify” and the car starts playing Born To Be Wild.
At school, Damian catches up with Carrie for their art class. Carrie dumps a backpack full of Crayola markers onto the table and they start drawing. Halfway through, Colin Wilkes interrupts Damian with his Nintendo Switch, where he’s playing Pokémon Sun and Moon. The whole class gathers around, with the window beside them.
The ad then zooms past the window into an ordinary-looking car. The driver has his phone propped up with the Lyft app telling him the directions. In the back seat, Signal is watching through the window while licking a spoonful of Sabra hummus when he spots an MCU monster leap across a building as the streets break into chaos. Signal hops out of the moving car and redirects the civilians away from the chaos before saying into his comms, “We got a situation here.”
Cut to Spoiler already on the roof, gravel crunching beneath her Nikes. She battles a round with the monster before spotting a masked culprit manipulating it from the ground. She swings down to confront him, but before she can get to him he runs down into the subway tunnels. Spoiler follows, only to be stopped by the turnstiles requiring a ticket. Thinking fast, she whips out her Capital One credit card and gets her tickets from the machine.
She runs across the subway platform past Cullen, who doesn’t notice the commotion as he’s listening to a podcast with Beats headphones while munching on a Taco Bell burrito. She follows the villain on top of a moving train only to lose him above ground in the crowd. Then, she pulls out her Samsung flip phone and opens up the tracker she put on him in the fight.
Back on the ground, Red Robin gets the ping and hops on his Harley Davidson. While riding, he spots traffic up ahead so he says, “Hey Google, find me a shortcut.” RR takes a detour through an alleyway, accidentally spilling a bag of Blue Buffalo that the stray dogs come and chown down. He spots the culprit disappear into a busy plaza full of businesses. He parks his bike and enters a Red Robin restaurant, where he orders a basket of bottomless steak fries, pulls out his iPad, and tries to triangulate the villain’s location.
Then, Red Hood plops in front of him and orders a glass of Jack Daniels. They’re talking when suddenly, a group of henchmen enter the restaurant and hold everyone hostage as they demand the restaurant give them all their ice cream. Red Hood leaps in before they could take the Klondike bars and throws them through the tables while his voiceover says, “Now you know what I’ll do for a Klondike bar.” Red Robin stops him before he can go too far and hands him a Snickers, saying, “You’re not you when you’re hungry.” hey tie the goons up and find a piece of paper detailing where the main criminal will be, and they sent the intel to the person who’s closest: Orphan.
Orphan is out on a longer country road but has full bars thanks to Verizon’s 5G family plan. She catches up to the mystery villain and they’re neck-and-neck in a high-speed chase. She lands a tracking chip but he lands a shot in her front tire, forcing her to stop with nothing but woods around her. Suddenly, a chipper little gecko hops onto her bike and tells her about GEICO’s motorcycle insurance and roadside assistance. While she’s getting her bike fixed, she starts sneezing from the pollen and gives Selina a quick call asking her to grab some Claritin.
We then cut to Selina shopping, where she grabs the Claritin alongside a pack of extra-absorbent Tampax and a bag of Lays potato chips, getting of course a generous Walgreens discount that comes as one of many perks to her Bank of America card. She then heads to Kate’s house. Kate, who’s in the kitchen, is notified by her Ring doorbell camera. They greet each other and set up in the living room, where HBO Max gives them a whole bunch of choices.
In the middle of watching Game of Thrones, the WiFi suddenly cuts out. They call Harper, who tells them they should switch to Xfinity not just for their house, but to use anywhere they go. While reconnecting the TV, parts of the wall fall apart so Harper heads to Home Depot to get the supplies to fix it. After buying the supplies, she counts her quarters and heads for the vending machine.
It eats her money and she’s just about to give up trying to get her drink when Batman puts in a dollar and gets two cans of refreshing Coca-Cola. He hands one to her and keeps the other. He takes a sip right as he spots the Villain of the Day on another building’s rooftop. Batman tosses his drink aside and corners the villain, who turns out to be Condiment King armed with the deadliest form of superheated Heinz ketchup. Condiment King fought hard, but Batman was always one step ahead thanks to the battle strategies he learned from leveling up his kingdom in Raid: Shadow Legends.
Batman defeats Condiment King by throwing him off the roof, where he lands on Commissioner Gordon’s car, much to the latter’s shock. It sets off the alarm and Batman gives a quick apology before carting Condiment King away. The Commissioner shakily makes a call to State Farm, who’s there for him like a good neighbor. Jake from State Farm asks what the red stuff on the windshield is and it’s ketchup, so the Commissioner quickly pulls out his handy Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to wipe it up. He also texts his daughter saying he’ll be late.
At home, Barbara tells her dad not to worry because she has Pepperidge Farms’ ready-made frozen meals. While it’s heating up, she switches her glasses and logs onto her computer as Oracle. She gets a notification that there were 26 failed attempts at hacking into her computer. She smiles smugly because it’s all thanks to NordVPN that her devices are safe and she can do her duty as a Gotham hero. The commercial ends with her voiceover going, “To download, go to www.nordvpn.com and enter the promo code ORACLE for 30% off your first 3 months.”
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