It Will Never Happen But If Spiderverse Gwen And Tasm Peter Ever Meet My Heart Will Be Whole

Reblogging it again to maintain the balance

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

tsym for the tag!!

1. My irl and online friends

2. Food

3. Talking about my desired reality

4. Genshin Impact

5. The idea of finally shifting

tagging anyone who sees this!

Pass the Happy Tag Game

Rules: When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications.

I've been tagged by @dru-reblogs-stuff. Thank you :)

1. flowers

2. indie music stuff (Cavetown and Dayglow is peak human existence)

3. dark chocolate

4. lines that are simple and gut wrenching

5. science stuff (STEM nerd alert)

Alright so here's the ten that's in my recent notifications:

@winterandwords, @asomeoneperson, @friendlyneighborhoodcapricorn, @genby-enby, @hannahcbrown, @echoing-sailor, @faelanvance, @anjo-umbra, @ksbbb, @aspiringwritersstuff

This is completely voluntary, I know it's outside of the normal writing stuff :)

hi!! this is like my second time sending a request- and i’m not very familiar with like how requests are supposed to be phrased? if that makes sense? 😭 sorry smdbkskhdf anyways i hope this request makes sense :)

could you write something (it could be headcannons, a oneshot, an imagine, or anything like that) about the reader being peter parker’s little sister + the youngest avenger who’s also spider-girl? i really hope that made sense ahjshkdsjhd- some things that i’d like to be included (but you don’t have to if you can’t find a way to include them) are:

- wanda and nat being like mother figures

- vision because he’s funny and i love him

- bucky and sam, because i see them as honorary avengers 😁😁

- TONY HAVING A SOFT SPOT FOR THE READER

- peter being the best big brother ever

- clint teaching the reader how to use a bow and arrow

IM SO SORRY FOR HOW LONG THIS IS 😭😭 I DIDNT REALIZE HOW LONG IT WAS GETTING, thank you! :)

A/n: This took up 3 pages in my google docs 😃 .DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE LENGTH OR THE EXTRA THINGS- it help me have more ideas! I really hope you enjoy this-

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫:

༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄༄

If you both got your powers around the same time-

There would be some public attention that there are 2 people in masks swinging around NYC in the same area, at the same time

Which just makes the process of being recruited a lot quicker

The both of you would be clueless that it was the other person

Since you didn’t want him to worry

And he didn’t want you to worry

That basically went on until you were both recruited for the Avengers

“That was you?!” “That was you?!”

“Did you both seriously not know that?”

“Did you tell Aunt May??”

“Of course not! Did you?”

“No-”

But if you got your powers later than him and started fighting crime-

You’re both still gonna be clueless about the other person's secret identity

He’s gonna want to learn more about your alter ego and investigate them

You both crossed paths from time to time

It basically became a race on who can go to the scene 1st

He was kinda surprised since even if his suit is more advanced, there were times where you beat him to it

But he did start to question it when you came home later than usual and the topic of Spidergirl was a bit touchy

You noticed the same with him but with Spiderman and with more suspicious stuff

He didn’t let you in his room

He became more secretive with you even if you both used to tell the other person everything

The fact that this all started when he got the Stark Internship

You found out when you saw Spiderman enter your brother's room in your apartment on your way home from fighting crime

You decided to confront him and that's how you both found out the other person's identity

He’s gonna help you with your powers now

Back to the general headcanons-

You’re both trying to hide it from May but one of you slips up

She’s having 2 heart attacks back to back

Please be a good wingman for him

At least be better than Ned

If you’re not as smart as him-

Don’t worry, he’ll try his absolute best to help you and not rub it in your face

When the both of you are in the Avengers-

You’re both radiating “I'm just happy to be here” energy

You understand all of his references and respond with another one

The others are just like “????”

While Peter’s being trained by Tony

You’re being trained by basically EVERYONE so jokes on him!

They were all training you for different scenarios since you’re the youngest and no one really wants anything to happen to you

Nat’s training you for hand to hand combat

While Clint’s training to use a bow and arrow

“Why do I even need this? I have my powers you know”

“Because you need to work on your aim”

“My aim is completely fine-”

“You remember what happened last time?”

“I missed an object while swinging and almost fell to my death….”

“And?”

“Tony had to activate my built-in parachute.”

“Exactly.”

Whenever you’re not training, you hang out with Wanda and Vision

You never seem to be surprised when Vision phrases through the walls due to your spider senses

He’s trying to understand your references with Peter- please explain it to him

Wanda likes having you around since you don’t really see her powers as something of mass destruction and instead look at it with curiosity

Which results in a maternal soft spot

Even if some of the questions you ask about her powers are a little concerning

“Can you like- create your own reality? With your powers I mean”

“I haven’t tried it??”

She will

The way she really shows it is to check if you're doing ok mentally

Natasha’s doing the same thing except she makes sure you’re doing well physically

Tony also has a soft spot for you-

You basically have favorite child privileges with him

You get away with more things at least compared to the others

If you ask him for something he’ll say yes

If you show interest at something, the next day it's at the tower waiting for you

“I’m gonna order some take out-do you want anything tinier Parker?”

“Some pizza sounds nice”

“Okay then”

“Yeah, it does-”

“Order your own food Barnes.”

“Where are you going?”

“I’m gonna buy some food at the store-”

“Do you have enough money?”

“Not sure-”

*Gives 100 dollars*

“Here.”

Can't say the same for Sam and Bucky tho-

They don’t hate you-

It’s just that if they had to associate you and Peter with a song it would be Teenagers by MCR

Peter’s always looking out for you during missions

You’re one of the only family members he has left- of course, he’ll look out for you

You’re also looking out for him for the same reason

But also because May would be devastated if something happens to even one of you

There’s basically nothing in this world that can break your bond

If someone wants to see Peter REALLY pissed off- they should try harming you in any way

Incorrect Quotes

Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- last name, F/d- favorite drink, P/n- pet name, A/p- animal you have as a pet.

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝

(With slight AoS)

Y/n:*Looking at Goose* Awwwwww.... Look at this little kittyyyy...... Isn't she the cutest!!!

Nick: Ms/Mr.L/n that is not a kitty!!! Do not pet it!

Y/n: But it looks so cute though....

Daisy: Exactly just let them pet it.

Nick: It swallowed an Infinity Stone the last time I saw it!

Y/n: So... Is that a yes?

❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎

Random Villain: Give me all your money!!

Y/n: *sipping F/d* Let's see if you find any. Go on, I'll wait.

Random Villain: Ok then um.... Then give me that A/p-

Y/n: *Has already yeeted them to the sun* NOBODY TOUCHES MY BABY!!

𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎𖦹︎

Dr.Strange: *Accidentally casted a spell that makes animals talk* If something were to happen to you your parent would kill me.

P/n: My parent is on a field trip, with no knowledge of the situation.

Dr. Strange: I'm pretty sure that won't stop them.....

᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎᪥︎

(I know this is a little late but. If Thor was in Civil War) (Also you will understand this better of you know Pokemon)

Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre):

*Tries to beat each other but is just creating chaos*

Thor (Rayquaza): *In Asgard/space* *Sees them* Those mother- *Goes down to them*

Tony and Steve (Groudon and Kyogre): *Is still fighting*

Thor (Rayquaza): *Arrives* OI STOP IT!!

♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎♔︎

𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸

Y/n: Welcome to Applebees!! Would you the apples or the bees?

Overhaul: Wait... What? Bees?

Y/n: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!!!

Mirio, Izuku and All Might: *Running towards Overhaul at full speed while shaking jars of bees*

Overhaul: WaIt!!

⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎⌘︎

LoV: *attacks Class 1-A*

Someone: *Running towards them*

Toga: *Notices them* Who's that running ?

Shigaraki: *Looks* Its just L/n..

Dabi: *Sees someone else* Who's that behind them?

Shigaraki: *Looks again* Its just Eraserhead...

Toga: Shouldn't we retreat? They both are intimidating.

Shigaraki: What other harm could they do? They're outnumbered.

Kurogiri: They both look like they're going to kill someone...

Shigaraki: oH sHi-

༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎༆︎

Y/n and Izuku: *On a dinner date*

Y/n: Wait.....

Izuku: What is it L/n chan/kun?

Y/n: Is that All Might?

Izuku: *Looks*

All Might: Um.... Who's All Might??

All Might: I'm All Fight

Y/n:........

Izuku:......

Aizawa: *Was forced to come* *mumbles* You idiot...

☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎

Y/n: I'm an idiot.

Bakugo:......

Y/n:.....

Bakugo: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.

𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎𖠌︎

All Might: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a villain.

Class 1a: *Nods understandingly*

All Might: Ms/Mr. L/n, you're 1st.

Y/n: *Walks towards All Might*

All Might: Surrender now if you want to live!!

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live so..... *activates their quirk* Come at me B***h.

Class 1a and All Might:....

Momo: *concerned* L/n chan/kun, are you alright??

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

Hey, it’s me again lol. I was just wondering if you write for tasm as well bc it’s not really marvel but it also kinda is if that makes sense??

Hello! I'm down to write for it! but Its been a while since I saw the tasm movies so it might not be accurate.

I ain't risking it!

Enjoy these incorrect quotes-

Legend: Y/n- your name, L/n- Last name

𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕝

Bruce: * Sighs* Y/n, if your friends were to jump off a cliff would you jump too?

Y/n: With all due respect Bruce, my mother gave birth to a leader a hero and a dumbass, I would be the 1st to jump off that f******g cliff.

☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎☆︎

Peter: Mr. Thor? Y/n isn't talking to me and isn't coming out of their room.

Thor: Just say something mildly offensive.

(Later)

Y/n: *busts down their door* DiD yOu JuSt SaY uNcLe LoKi Is AnD wIlL alWaYs Be A vIlLain?!!

Thor: I didn't mean THAT offensive!!

𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎𓆉︎

𝔹ℕℍ𝔸/𝕄ℍ𝔸

This is a lot more

Kirishima: Just act mature.

Kaminari: Mature…. got it..

(Later)

Y/n: So… what do you like to do for fun?

Kaminari: *In a deep and serious voice* Taxes….

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Shinso: When we get murdered, can you guys make sure we're an unsolved case?

Midoriya: WhAt?!!

Y/n: We wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Iida: Can we get back to the part where he said " when we get murdered"?

Todoroki: Can I join?

𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎𖧷︎

(After the whole saving Bakugou thing)

Iida: Are we in trouble?

Aizawa: Take a guess.

Iida,L/n, Midoriya,Kirishima,Todoroki,Yaoyorozu:No?

Aizawa: Take another guess.

۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎۞︎

Y/n: I don't have any siblings.

Eri: Those are wise words for someone in hugging range Ms/Mr. L/n 🤗

❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎❁︎

Y/n: 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎?

Tokoyami: *𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜* 𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 ??

Y/n: 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚝 3𝙿𝙼. 😊

Dark shadow: *Laughs*

☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎

(If Eri ever gets bullied)

Midoriya: *bursts in the room* I need your help… I can't tell you who it is but we're gonna kill some people

Y/n:

Mirio:

Mirio: *Brings out keys* So whose car are we gonna take…….

Incorrect Quotes

Legend: Y/n- your name

винα/мнα

Mina: Uh- guys?

Sero: Hmm??

Kirishima: Yeah?

Mina: How do I know if this is an actual french baguette? *Holds it up*

Y/n: I know! Hand it over!

Mina: Okay! *Hands it over*

Y/n: I'll be right back.

(A few moments later)

Y/n: Yup!

Sero: What did you do?

Y/n: Nothing 😊

Kirishima: Seriously Y/n, what did you do?

Y/n: All I have to say is this- If you can't knock someone out with the baguette, its not real.

Mina:.....Who did you hit?!

Y/n: Um......

(Explosions and screaming in a distance)

Hi!! As I mentioned, I’m here to to hear some of your Batfam headcanons :)

Idk if these are actually canon and these are the only ones I can think of atm 💀

Bruce cannot cook to save his life

Damian is at maximum animal limit

Bruce is at maximum adoption limit

The only reason they haven't disobeyed that is because Alfred was the one that put it up

Jason has autopsy scars

Everyone dreads when Dick is in the shower because they KNOW it will take a long time

Bruce has the dad snore and sneeze

Each of them have different bat signals