Sometimes I Wonder How A Writer Would Describe Me If I Were A Character In A Book

Burgler Miser Miser Burgler

tag urself I’m Taco Smell

The rumors were true after all! I caught her in the act but I was too late. All my Pepsi... gone...

Usually I either just scream really loudly or use those fake swears from cartoons. Sometimes both at the same time.

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara 

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This Sundowner horse trailer with NJ plate TNP41W was seen transporting a Black man in the back on I-84.

WAIT!!!

You know those certain vegans that make their pets eat vegan food? 

Cuz they're under the delusion that dogs n cats n stuff like that can survive off of plant food fine even tho that's very not true? 

What do those people think about carnivorous plants like venus fly traps and stuff?

What does an animal-eating-plant do to their psyche when they can’t even handle an animal-eating-animal???

Reblog to see what Mark is freaking out about on your dash.

@makenna-melon

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

@tamarinfrog