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I recently joined a campaign as a Dwarf fighter, the existing characters are a tiefling warlock, a human ranger, and a drow monk. My characters introduction was basically an all out brawl with the tiefling, which led to me getting my ass kicked and us all being taken to jail, then later released. The tiefling and I now have some mutual respect and she offered to buy me a drink.The following conversation happens

Monk, to ranger: we need to talk, privately Ranger: *in elvish* what? Monk:*in elvish* we gotta kill like everyone in the city Ranger: *in common* NO WHAT THE HELL Tiefling and I: ….??? *more bickering in elvish* Ranger: *in infernal, to the monk* FUCK YOU Tiefling: *in infernal*excuse me?! Did you forget I speak infernal?? What is going on?? *more bickering, which my character can’t understand* Me: *in dwarvish* I WOULD LIKE TO GO DRINK ALCOHOL everyone: *stops bickering* …..what? Me: yeah I know a language too! Now shut up and let’s go!

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

When you finally get a switch and splatoon 2 but your college's wifi can't handle online playing

My contribution to both this holiday and my mixed media class.

This is super terrifying. More than 30 people have already been killed, and many are missing. The world is facing tragedy after tragedy these days and it’s getting scarier by the minute 

Maybe the real seretonin was the friends we made along the way 😊

@the-fish-guy owns my serotonin. lol

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@makenna-melon

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

Usually I either just scream really loudly or use those fake swears from cartoons. Sometimes both at the same time.

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara 

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