I Recently Joined A Campaign As A Dwarf Fighter, The Existing Characters Are A Tiefling Warlock, A Human

I recently joined a campaign as a Dwarf fighter, the existing characters are a tiefling warlock, a human ranger, and a drow monk. My characters introduction was basically an all out brawl with the tiefling, which led to me getting my ass kicked and us all being taken to jail, then later released. The tiefling and I now have some mutual respect and she offered to buy me a drink.The following conversation happens

Monk, to ranger: we need to talk, privately Ranger: *in elvish* what? Monk:*in elvish* we gotta kill like everyone in the city Ranger: *in common* NO WHAT THE HELL Tiefling and I: ….??? *more bickering in elvish* Ranger: *in infernal, to the monk* FUCK YOU Tiefling: *in infernal*excuse me?! Did you forget I speak infernal?? What is going on?? *more bickering, which my character can’t understand* Me: *in dwarvish* I WOULD LIKE TO GO DRINK ALCOHOL everyone: *stops bickering* …..what? Me: yeah I know a language too! Now shut up and let’s go!

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the-fish-guy

7 years ago

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8 years ago

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7 years ago

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8 years ago

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9 years ago

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4 years ago

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9 years ago

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7 years ago

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the-fish-guy

8 years ago

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Splatoon: Final splatfest! Calie vs Marie!

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