Jack: Have You Seen Spot?

Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?

Spot *mouth full*: No

Davey: What’s on your face

Spot: Cocaine

Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.

Reblog if you enjoy theatre.

Any musical.

Any straight play.

If there is a single one you like, reblog.

*Race, Albert, and Jojo outside of the Brooklyn lodge*

Jojo: This is a bad idea, we shouldn’t have come here without asking.

Race: It’s fine.

Albert: Yeah, haven’t you heard of safety in numbers?

Jojo: There’s also death in numbers Albert! It’s called a massacre!

When did I say that. Quote the exact line where I said "gay men and straight women can't be gay or straight if they are in love with a trans or nonbinary person". Becuase I don't remember typing that line previously but I have adhd so maybe I forgot.

Also you don't speak for all bisexual people either. Hop off your high horse and rein yourself in.

Also mby saying these things you are saying that you believe sexuality is a choice and that pan people are choosing to be "misguided". Which by the way makes you sound like a conservative catholic talking to an LGBTQ+ person. Sexuality is not a choice. SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. just because you're angry that people dont agree with you doesn't mean you can tear down a group of people. that makes you an asshole. And no one likes a asshole.

They are bisexuals in nature and pansexual by choice. Image if people made a new sexuality based on their attraction to trans men. The difference is they are attracted to All Men or Men’s personality. Not their GENITALIA ~~~. Hear how bad that sounds?

Race: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I’ll get to you shortly

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

*by the docks*

Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower

Katherine and Sarah: Every man that gives us their unsolicited opinion owes us 5 dollars and a frappuccino.