Sometimes I Wonder How Many People Are Theatre Fans On Tumblr.

Elmer: 911. Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Buttons: Tommy, are you okay?

Tommy Boy: Yes, why?

Buttons: Because you asked the cashier at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

by Comicname

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gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it