Honestly? My Main Piece Of Advice For Writing Well-rounded Characters Is To Make Them A Little Bit Lame.

Detox products are so silly to me, you need to clear your system???

Girl I'm lactose intolerant all I need to detox is a tub of ice cream and a night off of work

I'm going to lose

never invite me to a wedding because all I'll be thinking about is shit like "the bride and the ugly ass groom" and just hope I won't accidentally say my thoughts out loud

I love Yoshi :)

waltuh, you can't kill the moon spirit waltuh

the whole world depends on that balance waltuh

New goal in life

Never buy a drink at a place that has a surcharge for people under 21

Dunno that's kinda bs

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

New poem time:

Another day, pacing four walls

Dreaming to escape away

To trees, the smalls, the talls

Where maybe someone will find me

Waiting

Another night, I hold inanimate

Plush beings in hope they'll heal

Me and before it's too late

And I'll feel safe alone

Waiting

Another morning, I wake to

My breaking mind looking down

Crying to my dying heart who

Neither has answers nor hope for the

Waiting

Another evening, I want to cry

For painkillers for my dying soul

Who can't help but ask why

I'm still here when I'm just

Waiting

Maybe I should go

Waiting

Only hurts more

Waiting

Makes me care less

Waiting

Maybe it's not worth it