Never Invite Me To A Wedding Because All I'll Be Thinking About Is Shit Like "the Bride And The Ugly

never invite me to a wedding because all I'll be thinking about is shit like "the bride and the ugly ass groom" and just hope I won't accidentally say my thoughts out loud

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2 months ago

Does your therapist follow your blog?

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away


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2 months ago

Pipeline punch is the correct answer I feel seen,,,


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1 month ago

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

1 year ago

i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet


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1 year ago

I think the etymology of the word vice is interesting in the experience of having them. Yes there's the surface layer, vices in workshops clamp things a vice clamps you, but past that vices the tools are made to hold things. When used properly they can position a workpiece to be worked on and improved but when used incorrectly often by someone inexperienced can damage or destroy the workpiece.

You can misuse a tool, girl you've been on construction sites no shit, what's my point in this?

Think of any vice you want and most cases there's an ethical and healthy way of doing it. When done properly and in moderation some of these vices can be big cultural or interpersonal rituals. It's when these things are done, often in inexperience, poorly to the damage of oneself and others.

My point is this, don't fret if you do a "harmful" behavior now and then. So long as all involved are able to agree and agree to it willingly, go for it. Just don't overdo it, don't do it once so hard it takes everything down with you and don't let it become such a part of your life it eclipses everything else.

At the end of the day, life is just a mosaic of experiences. The good, the bad, the healthy, and the dirty all paint the whole.


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5 months ago

Reblogging to listen later

going back to the last post. gerard's playlist which he played as a dj

Going Back To The Last Post. Gerard's Playlist Which He Played As A Dj

Siouxsie And The Banshees - Peek A Boo

Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism

Depeche Mode - Shake The Disease

Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby

Pixies - Velouria

The Hives - Abra Cadaver

Morrissey - Last Of The Famous International

Playboys

The Cure - Why Can't I Be You?

Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For

New Order - Temptation

David Bowie - Modern Love

Elvis Costello - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding

The Clash - Spanish Bombs

Cursive - Art Is Hard

The Stooges - Search And Destroy

Echo And The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Violent Femmes - Add It Up

Christina Aguilera - Dirrty

Bauhaus - Ziggy Stardust

Going Back To The Last Post. Gerard's Playlist Which He Played As A Dj
1 year ago

Any artist who wants to be/ is a parent know the FEAR of your kids finding *that* work

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2 years ago

What Your Favorite Punk Rock and Gothic Rock Band Says About You except I have surface level knowledge of all of this and I'm mostly going off vibes

Sex Pistols: You where an absolute nightmare sometime between your childhood and 30s. Not just like annoying and stubborn but people were afraid of you and also afraid for you.

Ramones: You're pretty chill despite being very passionate and opinionated on topics that don't really matter. You don't need to yell about your least favorite dog breed ok? You don't need to get your two cents in on everything either.

Dead Kennedys: You have good taste and are true to your values, but you will also defend using racist symbols and words for satire a bit too far.

Siouxsie and the Banshees: The way Siouxsie Sioux spells her name is a sin that I fully blame you for. You love dark and mysterious energy and love just seeing women succeeding and being weird.

The Cure: You're objectively correct, they are the best on this list. However, you're the basic bitch of goth and post-punk and in denial that they made just as much pop music as actual goth.

Depeche Mode: You're either a mentally unstable new wave fan or a mentally stable goth fan. The lyrics aren't as complex as you think they are, sorry.

Joy Division: Please do something about your anxiety.

Dead Boys: You get bored out of your mind to a point that is probably not normal whatever stupid thing you want to do for the adrenaline please don't do it.

The Damned: Same thing as the Dead Boys except you like a slightly classier and darker aesthetic. If you could wear whatever you wanted without being judged you would wear the coolest shit known to man.

Bauhaus: Just admit you're horny. Everyone already knows.

The Clash: Either you need to get out of the house and go do something exiting or you used to need that and this music was a gateway to lots of adventures. You like a lot of other types of music as well.

Black Flag: Straight edge, huh? No the fuck you weren't.

Sisters of Mercy: Congratulations! You're almost as horny as the Bauhaus fans and almost as anxious as the Joy Division fans! Also you were probably raised Christian and resent it.

The Stooges: You pride yourself on being into punk before punk existed but is that really such a good thing? You heard someone screaming "I wanna be your dog" with absolutely no context and no similar or gateway music and decided that this was the band for you. All I'm saying is maybe you need to take some time to unpack that.

2 months ago

Also I will die on the hill that Fallout 3's color palette(s) were good. Is it very monochromatic? Yeah and???

It's washed out greens and grays in the wastes which is beautiful and full of decay

The Pitt is so gorgeous and orange and black and red it's amazing no notes

Mothership Zeta being all clean and futuristic is absolutely stunning

The white Alaskan tundra of Operation Anchorage is so isolating and different especially after being in the capital wastes

Yeah Point Lookout is basically just the monochrome of the wastes turned to 11 but it's so amazing and repressive

I just love the atmospheres and vibes and how they're subtly different and hostile and oppressive in different ways it's just art.


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