This is way too cute to handle-
Word count: 1235
Warnings: None.
Title: Diluc x Reader Telling him you are pregnant.
Summary: All in the title.
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I am ashamed to say that this is me when I say that I love to read books and that I spend most of the day doing it-
"you read a lot, right?"
"yes!"
"what are some books you've read recently?"
"uhh i don't remember"
Working at a local McDonald’s and flipping greasy, calorie flipped, mystery “meat” paddies that cause the death of a crap ton of people every year. But hey! You gotta do somethin’ to keep bills payed (even though they don’t pay nearly enough for that...), food on the table, clothes on your back, and a roof over your head. That’s just the way life works. Working 8+ hours every day with no break to speak of over a hot grittle and flipping greasy patties of death.
“Y/n, we have another order for 35 Big Macs, 15 Large Coca-Colas, 30 Large fries, 5 Oreo Flurries, 10 M&M Flurries, 2 Vanilla cones, 10 Large Chocolate shakes, 25 Strawberry & Crème pies, 25 Apple pies, and a Large Strawberry shake”, said your co-worker and window-worker, Shauna.
I sighed before replying. “I swear to every God I can think of-”, I said as I turned to start making the Godzilla sized order.
*Time skip bought to you by Jake from State Farm*
The work was hard but the one thing that inspired you to keep going was the ring on your finger. ‘Gotta keep trucking along for him. The order is done and now all I have to do is collect the money, pass the order, then I can go home after cleaning.’
“Alright, Shauna. Take these. I’m about to start cleaning.” I began to gently massage the sides of my head to help tame the headache that was bigger than Gilbert’s, another co-worker of mine’s ego. Once she had to cart with the order on it, I let her loose and started tidying up so I could book it out of there for day.
About 20 minutes later, I head Shauna calling my name and Gilbert laughing at something. I walked into the kitchen readying myself to beat Gilbert with a frying pan if he had somehow ripped the large LED “M” off the building. Again. That story is for another time. “N/n, one of our customers thinks you’re super hot and he wants to go on a date with you later.” Shauna and Gilbert were struggling not to laugh at your expression. ‘How do I turn them down in the nicest way possible?’, I thought as I neared the window only to be met with a cute blonde boy chilling in his Red Corvette. He had eyes of ocean blue, a really cute ahoge tucked into his waves of golden locks. A blush arises onto my cheeks as he flashes me and smile of pearly white and winks at me.
After getting over my heavy blush, I turned to my giggling co-workers who were now leaning on each other for support while trying to stifle their laughs.
“Gilbert. Shauna.” I called out to them for their attention. They then turned to me panting from all the laughing they did. I rolled my eyes at the foolish duo and spoke up.
“That’s my husband, Alfred F. Jones.”
- Extended Ending-
“So, am I getting that number or what?”
“Alfred, shut up. I love you and I’ll deal with you when I get home.”
The amount of detail that went into this!
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Diluc x Reader
Summary: He saves you from the Abyss Order
WARNINGS:-
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The cat in the background is planning to do some unspeakable things. 😨
I’ve two words to say: Confusingly wholesome.
Show him the fruits
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