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Lego Queen - Denmark x Reader

I slammed down the trunk of my midnight blue 2016 Kia Soul after grabbing my stuff from the back. As I walked through the door, I was immediately stabbed in the bottom of the foot by a red Lego brick. After falling to the ground and cradling my floor in pure agony, I let out a frustrated growl. I looked up from my foot and saw a Lego set that had "132 pieces" printed on the box along with "LEGO Wedding Favor Set".

'Weird. Mathias always calls me to brag about whatever new Lego set he decides to buy. Heh. Guess he didn't this time?', I thought to myself. That's when I noticed how quiet it was in the house. The Nord's van was parked in the driveway, so many they decided to go out and do something? They always tell me when they're going out while I'm absent.  

After I put away the stuff I purchased in my room, I peeked into everybody else's rooms and seen that they were indeed empty as could be. "Maybe they'll pop back in later." I didn't realize how tired I was until I lied down on the couch. The tiredness slowly took over me and my eyes closed as I drifted off into a world of dreams.

I woke up to the smell of good food and the sound of Lukas attempting to murder Mathias, Iceland arguing with Mr. Puffin, and the whole shebang. Lovely. When they noticed that I was awake, they quickly stopped whatever they were doing and Mathias fixed his long, black coat and pulled out what appeared to be a tiny, ring-box sized, 'LEGO' box with the words "2 pieces- Engagement Ring Set". I let out a light gasp as the Nordics held up signs in the style of 'LEGO' boxes with each one carrying a single word that would make a sentence that would change the course of my future forever. "Will you marry me?" was the sentence that all of those 'LEGO' boxes created.  

"Y/n, before I met you, every single 'LEGO' set I ever came across was filled with the same color scheme; black, dark grey, medium grey, light grey, and white. There was little joy, or color to go around. But the day that I me you, everything changed. All of a suddenly, all of my 'LEGO' sets were different shades of greens, yellows, browns, oranges, pinks, purples, blues – you get the gist." I was in tears those words. Was this really happening? Was this all a dream that I'd wake up from before the ring made it to my finger?

Even Berwald seemed to be somewhat moved by everything that was happening! "Y/n L/n, will you do me the honor of becoming Y/n Køhler, Queen of the North and rule 'LEGO' land by my side as the 'LEGO' queen?" As he finished his emotional speech, he got down on one knee and pulled out an 18-karat gold 'LEGO' brick shaped ring and handed me the 'LEGO' wedding set from earlier.

"YES!! YES, A THOUSAND TIMES, YES!", I screamed as tears poured down my face. I couldn't believe it. I was going to get married to the love of my life and be crowned as the "Queen of Lego Land".  

The ring: https://santegrace.com/products/18k-gold-lego-ring?variant=42888908407037

The Lego set: https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Wedding-Favor-40197-Piece/dp/B078XTGCZ5

I need to go there. Right. Now.

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Why’d I think this was Zhongli with a brand new look for a hot second until I looked at the tags-

HONKAI: STAR RAIL • DAN HENG

Even if some of them knew exactly what was going on, we still won this one! 😎

when you ignore him as a joke/prank

various x gn!reader

hcs, sfw, fluff??? idk, no cws, 648 words

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note: hi happy 1.5k heres the all wanted post as promised <33 i didnt write on ny conclusions for this bc i got Lazy so pls lmk if you wanna know on how'd they react to it when they know it was just a joke !!

summary: you decided to prank him by ignoring him completely as if you two didn't know each other. how will he react to it? (dainsleif not included bc i didnt think of anything for him;;;;)

the one who panics and worries

thoma, diluc, zhongli and xiao

they have no idea if they did something wrong. did they do something to offend you? did they forget something you told him? there's no clue. all of the sudden you just started to act like he doesn't exist - as if you were total strangers even! 

thoma would pace around the room, his hand on his chin and he would think of reasons why you were to ignore him. there has to be a reason, right? it isn't like you to just act like that. your relationship was fine when this happened too! what could possibly be the answer? no matter how long he thinks, thoma would never get an answer to his problem.

diluc is confused. very confused, in fact. were you not up for any interactions? but he sees you conversing with sara from good hunter casually. that couldn't be it. but diluc is… just very confused. he'd question on what the fuck is happening trying to piece your recent behavior to the one you have now. 

zhongli sighs at the thought of this situation with you. if you simply just wanted a break from a relationship, you could've just told him. his gaze lands on you talking ever so casually to hu tao, wondering if you still even remember that he too is in the same area as you.

xiao is worried. he knows that he's still trying to understand human emotions but he didn't know that you'd act like this. you chat with verr goldet like you usually do but he doesn't hear you asking for his whereabouts like he usually does. it makes him sad, were you getting tired of him? did you perhaps decide to leave so soon? but you would say that to him if you really felt that way.

the one who knows that it but plays along

kaeya, kazuha, childe, albedo

he was quick to realize that this is all a prank but would it be that bad to play along? he's sure it wouldn't, any time spent with you is already worth it for him anyways. what's so different about playing a prank?

kaeya stares at you as he looks at how you're having fun talking to venti. you know he's looking at you - venti knows it too, he was in on the plan after all. but you don't know if kaeya's stare held jealousy, if it held hurt, or if it's just overall a blank stare.

kazuha smiles at your prank, he had a feeling it was a joke. you are usually the one who approaches him and he knows that you are never the one who'll just leave him immediately. he sighs at you, and plays along with your little prank. maybe your reaction to him knowing from the start would be more interesting than this whole thing.

childe was confused at first but he soon noticed that it was a prank. you talked with zhongli over a cup of tea, him being at a nearby table. he thinks of a way to get back but honestly? him just being really clingy to you will already make you regret this whole situation.

albedo is used to pranks. but he certainly didn't expect it coming from you. however, overhearing kaeya and klee talking about your prank in the headquarters of the knights of favonius, he sighed. he shouldn't be eavesdropping - but he heard your name and just by that he was already invested in the conversation. but he wouldn't want to see you so disappointed because your prank failed so he ponders for a moment - it wouldn't be so bad to play along in your prank for him a bit, no?

The cat in the background is planning to do some unspeakable things. 😨

How dare you do him like this? Poor baby was devastated beyond anybody’s comprehension and started pouring his soul out! Not even sticky honey roast can make up for the sins that have been committed! 😭😭😭

Arataki Itto x GN Reader He Breaks Your Back Prank

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Word count: 1662

Warnings: Mentions gang related violence and him trying to hurt himself. 

Title: Arataki Itto  x GN Reader He Breaks Your Back Prank

Summary: The title pretty much explains it all. 

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