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Diluc x F Reader Telling him you are pregnant.

Word count: 1235

Warnings: None. 

Title: Diluc x Reader Telling him you are pregnant. 

Summary: All in the title.

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Tighnari x fem! reader. Tighnari in heat. Forest chase. Smut.

a/n: And with this piece I am going to round out the night. Thank you all for following along with me today. I have gotten my inbox down to a portion where I should feel comfortable opening requests again by Friday afternoon at the latest. Please enjoy, everyone. When I was asking @kichikichiko who I should write tonight, she gave me an idea that I couldn't pass up. So here is alternative version to a Tighnari in heat request I wrote for her.

"Come out, come out, wherever you are~," Tighnari called out, lifting his nose to sniff the air. His ears pricked, his tail flicking in excitement.

There was nothing that turned him on more than chasing you down like a helpless jackrabbit for the soul purpose of breeding you while he was in heat. He could even smell how aroused you were.

He skidded to a stop when he smelt your scent growing stronger as he closed in on you. He already had plan to lure you out of hiding and into a false sense of security before he caught you.

Tighnari knew the instant he threw a rock in your direction, you'd bolt out of hiding and run straight for the cave at the bottom of the hill. What you didn't know is that there were two entrances to the cave.

Tighnari retreated behind a tree when you darted out of hiding. You'd always been so fast. He was more than ready to let you think you'd lost him in the forest. You didn't even see him or consider he was watching you. He licked his lips, waiting until you disappeared into the cave to head towards the other entrance at the back of the cave. "I'm coming for you. Wait for me, my love," he whispered.

Panting, you stopped to rest behind a large rock deep into the cave. Leaning up against it, you caught your breath, not feeling the need to cover your mouth to conceal the sound.

"I think I lost him," you whispered to a bird perching on a rock across from you. Then you made your mistake. You closed your eyes, being soothed by the sounds of the cave.

He'd stopped calling out to you. Even though you were sure you couldn't hear him, your heart still hammered in your chest.

Tighnari used the noise water droplets made when they hit the surface of something to his advantage, sniffing the air quietly.

Crouching low behind the boulder you were leaning on, he grabbed your ankle, dragging you out from behind it. "I thought I smelt something good in this cave. I found you~."

You giggled as he crawled on top of you, caging you against the ground, his hands on both sides of your head. "Look at you, you are just excited as I am. I have a feeling you couldn't wait for me to find you. I've always to catch you like this." He said, biting your lips, nuzzling his cheek against yours.

You tugged on his ears. "Are you kink shaming me, Tighnari?" You jested, tilting your head to the side to expose your throat to him in submission.

His tongue flicked out to lick at your throat, grazing his teeth against it like an animal claiming his meal. "Your quick wit alone makes you ideal to be my mate," he praised, his hands pawing at your clothes, groping around your body while he inhaled your scent, grinding his erection between your legs.

You both hastily shrugged off your clothes, grabbing his wrist before he could start preparing you with his fingers. Tighnari's ears drooped in disappointment. He'd been looking forward to tasting you on his fingers.

"You don't need to prepare me 'Nari. I'm your prize, so claim me," you pleaded, spreading your legs.

Tighnari's ears pricked again. "I can taste you later, right? You promise?" Lining the tip of his cock up with your entrance, how wet you felt practically sent him into a feral state.

Your cry of pleasure when he immediately bottomed out inside you echoed through the cave. Your legs locked around his waist.

"Our pups are going to have my ears and your eyes, I just know it. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait," Tighnari chanted, pounding deeper inside of you, making a bulge poke out in your stomach.

You were drooling, your orgasm building up inside of you with a force that made you feel dizzy.

"Tighnari! 'Nari!" You cried out, your fingernails digging into his back. "Slow down...too much...I can't.." you babbled.

"I'm sorry, my love, I can't control myself. You smell too good," he said, panting and whining. He bit down on your neck, sucking and grinding his teeth. He would mark you as much as he desired.

Your orgasm broke like a twig, making your body jolt with pleasure. Even after you cried out that you were cumming, Tighnari never stopped driving himself home. He licked at the blood that started to well from grinding his teeth on your neck.

The coppery taste, and your cries of pleasure made him spill his cum inside of you, feeling delirious, but satisfied.

Slumping down on top of you, Tighnari didn't want to pull out of you just yet. He had to be sure he was spent for the sake of his future pups. He was content to lie there with you for awhile until he remembered something.

Pulling out of you, his tail tickled your skin as it wrapped around one of your thighs to keep your legs spread. He plunged his tongue between your folds, licking some left over cum back inside you, his sigh of pleasure making your clit twitch from over stimulation.

"'Nari please, I'm exhausted," you mumbled, petting his ears.

"Just a few more moments, my love. You promised me I could taste you afterwards, remember?" He reminded you, grinning up at you while he licked you clean.

Now this is just a whole new level of audacity.

I’ve had my fair share of unwanted followings from O.F accounts and all that jazz, but one of them having the audacity to message me is something brand new!

Blocking them doesn’t seem to be doing much of anything, so if anybody has a better way to keep them from showing up, it’d be greatly appreciated if you could share.

WHY ARE YOU EATING ROCKS-

little quirks each of the characters has.

characters: albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, xiao, & zhongli reader: gn!reader warnings: none. be warned that it’s april fools, but in all serious: none.

a/n: absolutely an april fools series of headcanons. please do not take these seriously. 

albedo

at random times, you get the creepiest feeling about your boyfriend. you can never put your finger on it though.

the unsettling feeling always lurks and you feel almost guilty. it’s not a flight or fight response, nor is it a ‘this dude is weird’ type of feeling. rather, it’s just an odd feeling, like something is off about him.

you’ve never been able to place a finger on it until one day, you keep rubbing at your eye because something is in it. after blinking numerous times, the itchy feeling finally goes away, but you then look at your boyfriend’s eyes, wondering if he saw your little struggle.

albedo didn’t notice, completely transfixed in his book. you stare at him a bit longer. eyes… you think and your mystery is solved.

you now understand why he unsettles you at times.

you watch him in fascination as he reads his book, flipping the pages. you watch him for what feels like eons before you can’t take it anymore. you choose to burst out your revelation about him.

“you don’t blink!” you declare, having thoroughly decided that that was the issue with your otherwise lovely boyfriend.

albedo looks up at you slowly. he makes eye contact with you. and, of course, he blinks.

“what?” the blonde asks confusedly, blinking once more. you let out a deflated little sigh as his blinking schedule appears to go back to normal.

maybe next time you could record a video on your kamera and show him.

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MOTIVATION AND I’M LOVING IT

I’m African-American

I have no idea what my accent is, but I’d assume I have a Southern accent since I grew up in the South

And I’m about 5′4 with short-ish hair (a little bit above my shoulders)

Brown eyes

Black/brown hair

And I’m built like the caterpillar from ‘A Bug’s Life’-

i know we all have our online faces here and all and im vv cool with that but i do get a little teensy bit curious what you all look like irl

like, what are your ethnicities? do u guys have accents? are you tall or with long hair or like what...

I would just like to take a moment to say thank you for this. ❤❤❤

It was an online friend who fell out of contact with me. This happened between late 2019 and early-ish 2020, I had started going through some personal issues in life and I was really struggling to stay afloat. I went through constant mood swings, sometimes wasn’t on for a few days (which might’ve worried some people since I was always on), and said some things I didn’t mean. Looking back now, I realize just how much they cared about me. Even though I would sometimes act out and say stuff that wasn’t the nicest, she still tried to pull me back up anyways. I apologized for everything that happened about 2 years ago, she said it was fine. I don’t think it is at all, not even sure if I’m ready to forgive myself yet, but she told me I should. She’s been one of the biggest blessings in my life, I couldn’t ask for a better person to get me through the pouring rain. ❤

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