I’ll Send It Over, Then!

Ayo, back at it again with the incorrect quotes

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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.

Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.

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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?

Connor: Ah, technically.

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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:

Evan: Am I in trouble?

Jared: Take a guess.

Evan: N.. no??

Jared:

Jared: Take another guess.

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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.

Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.

Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.

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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming

Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.

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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jared: Only if you also don't ask why

Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Connor:

Jared:

Connor: This one is fine

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Jared: Here's some advice

Evan: I didn't ask for any

Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?

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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.

Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?

Connor: Honey?

Miguel: Yes, dear?

Connor:

Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.

Jared:

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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.

Alana: ...Why?

Evan: Just watch.

Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?

Jared, covering his ears: NO.

Alana:

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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?

Miguel: I dunno, how are you?

Connor: I-

Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.

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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*

Evan: So, who should we call?

Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.

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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0

Alana: Yes!

Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.

@milolovesbmc @boredsoup @fishcow99

no pressure at all lol 💅✨🫶

@alittlefellawithbigoleyes sent me this little game and so i had to do it. :) ty cal<3

make yourself with this picrew + give us the last song you listened to!

feat. my gray streak and new hair (also ily freddie mercury👑)

i am tagging: @c-lion, @joanofexys, @qstygia, @ordei, @rekikiri, @jtl-fics, and all my mutuals. i'm sorry there's so many of y'all and i'm braindead at the moment TwT <3

me when gay middle aged men

Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like

when encountering William Shakespeare….

-write the thing that critics are calling the greatest thing they’ve ever seen

-get invited to the queen’s castle

-get knighted by her

-get told by her that Shakespeare is Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good and that his plays make her vomit

-get told by her that nothing is as good as your musical omelette

-boast about this to him while aggressively tap dancing and singing

yk, this is a really good question. a lot of the revival lovers do infantilize whizzer, but everyone I've seen or talked to who love the older falsettos (the falsettos obc) are very respectful?

personally, I like both versions but yeah. whizzer shouldn't be treated like a child. I'm assuming it's because of andrew?? he's had a history in his fans and such of people treating him younger than he is??

idk. whizzer is a grown ass man 😭 thank you and goodnight (it's barely afternoon)

//this isn't about anyone specifically btw I just saw this and thought "huh. yeah. that's weird" because no, I haven't seen anyone babying stephen so it must just be andrew's version of whizzer? right??//

Do people infantilize Whizzer because of how they infantilize Andrew Rannells, or did they baby Stephen Bogardus too?

smh girly we're both invested now

this fine gentleman (the dentist from little shop of horrors) has been catgirlified

@takemebacktowheniwassane is just as at fault for this as me.

literally my day whenever my mom isnt home omg

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight

one of my artworks with Christian