Ah, The Kleinsen Trope

me n who

fun date idea: we watch the entire marvin trilogy and cuddle

"my gaydar is not stupid. I do not have stupid gaydar 😡" continues to go on a rant about how he hates the mere mention of the word 'gaydar.'

christian borle is an icon 😭

"My gaydar is not stupid" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear come out of christian borle

He’s so silly💯💯💯💯

"god I hate people who draw falsettos marvin this way" "fuck people who draw whizzer like that'"

*edited*

...guys, do you know what an art style is???? cuz', this seems pointed. I see what you mean. I completely agree.

But hear me out. Along with these posts, could we consider? Maybe? Some constructive criticism? People should draw them more accurate.

They SHOULD.

But how should they do it? Realism art? It's a foreign concept to me. I try and it absolutely fucking sucks and i'd love to be a part of this fandom showing that the characters are real people but

It's kind of

Just

Very "do this. No other explanation. Change it."

Look, I really want to. And I am trying. But could we like, make a space for teaching people? Cuz I am stumped dude like fr. Need some guidance.

sincerely, a tired lesbian who is infinitely more tired of seeing this everywhere. thanks

Incorrect Quotes Are Nice

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Jared: You really think I give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Evan: Okay, okay. Stop asking me if I identify as gay, straight, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Connor: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Alana: Died, and came back as a cowboy. I call that reintarnation.

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Jared: What doesn't kill me should run, because now i'm fucking pissed.

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Evan: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

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Zoe: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Jared: Well, well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Alana: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!! ....And this knife I found.

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Jared: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Connor: Goodnight moon, goodnight trees;

Connor: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Jared: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Evan: My life is as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Jared: 'Person of interest' is too flattering.

Jared: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building, and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Zoe: BEHOLD, The field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Alana: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Jared: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Connor: Fool me once, i'm gonna kill you

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Evan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Jared: People are always asking me: 'Are you a morning person, or a night person?'

Jared: And I'm just like, 'Buddy, i'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Evan: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

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Zoe: With great power comes great need to take a nap.

Zoe: Wake me up later.

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Jared: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways.

Jared: ...I’m bitches.

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Connor: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Jared: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Jared: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Connor, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Connor: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Connor: YoU jUsT dOn'T gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Alana, gesturing to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo!

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Jared: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Connor: Physically? Yeah, I could fight a bird. But, emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Evan: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Evan: *Punches wall*

Evan:

Evan: Take me to the hospital.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jared*

Jared: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Ugh, yeah. I want to write but don’t want to make a completely new story for it.

Kleinsen? Kleinsen. LET’S GO DUDES

Of course. Of fucking course the final blow was going to shatter him. Why didn’t he see it coming? Why couldn’t he brace himself? Do something? It would have been at least decent if he’d shoved Evan, or something. Pushed him away, gave him a portion of that fucking guilt. He did distance himself from the teen, limiting their reactions to only professional; “Hi”s or “How are you?”s. It was so damn awkward. Who was he kidding, he didn’t want to stay mad at Evan. He wanted so bad to just cling onto him, hug him again like when they were both seven and watching horror movies under a blanket fort. He wanted him. But, no, if Evan had decided that some dead kid was worth more to him than he was, the deal was up. No more feelings. No more feelings, no more feelings, no more--

“Hi.” Jared looked up from his backpack straps. Annoyed, sleep deprived, and without a drop of caffeine in his whole damn system. He waved back. One foot in front of the other, he started to walk away. “I- um- no, Jared- I- please, come back.” “I need to get to class, sorry.” 

“Class doesn’t start for another twenty minutes..” Damnit. He had him there. “Christ. Okay, what is it, Hansen?” -- Long pause. Way too long. “I just.. need to apologize. Please. So, I’m sorry. For being a dick. I’m a fuck-up, I know, I know, trust me-- I just-- I don’t, I don’t..um.. want to lose you. Over me fucking something else up. Because that’s not worth it. I’m not worth all that--” He inhaled. The brunette felt a spike run through his heart. No. You’ve moved on. You’ve moved on, haven’t you? “I’m so fucking sorry. I’m sorry I asked you to help me, I’m sorry you had to pour yourself into it. I’m sorry that.. Zoe.. um.. I-i’m sorry, I’m sorry that I jumped, I just couldn’t take it, like I-I knew this was going to happen,” Fuck it. Fuck everything. So, he’s a dick. Your a dick, what of it? 

“You fucking jumped?!” He threw Evan into a hug. “Why the fuck would you do that!? Fucking moron! Jesus H. Christ, Evan, stop being such a dick-sucking, cute-faced moron, and stop fucking trying to hurt yourself! Your perfect, okay?!? So, fuck the hell off!!” 

“Cute-faced??!”

“Whatever, Acorn! Just don’t fucking ever try any of that shit ever again! And don’t make up shitty stories, just fucking trust me, okay?!” 

“Hey, I-- Jare, are you crying??”

“FUCK OFF, EVAN!!”

hhahaha it hurts to be in this fandom bye

but what if there was a fic for when rick and william move in together in the comic

and what if it was about them going through the stages before an official relationship really bubbles to the surface

and what if they kissed actually ☹️ and what if they went through a year of domesticity before realizing they were basically living as boyfriends anyways and that's why they start dating

and what if-

coming to bway (in ny) in fall I hear. and I'm going to bway in fall.

hm.....

every andrew fan who bought tickets for tammy faye for him just sighed a sigh of relief all collectively. strong winds reported today

I think this is the best, cutest, most amazing thing I've seen all day

look at them.

look at these goobers

I'm intrigued to know what Jason's old actor looks like now though aswell

Falsettos 2016 cast and their 1992 counterparts on the opening night of the revival!

they are not mid they are my fixation and they remind me of that 8-bit version of the falsettos 2016 album

in other news somebody tell me which app to download to make this kinda pixel art I keep seeing it around and wanting to cry because of the lil guys

something something pixelsettos…