I Think This Is The Best, Cutest, Most Amazing Thing I've Seen All Day

corpse bride in trousers au or something like that

Part 15! :>> (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Jared: My expectations were low but holy f u c k .

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Connor: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs

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Evan: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal.

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Evan: You played me!

Jared: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Connor: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Jared: You mean you looked in a mirror?

Connor: Someday you will have to answer to your actions and God may not be so merciful

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Alana: Oh Fiddlesticks! Well, that really ruffles my feathers.

Literally every other deh kid: Please, just say fuck.

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Zoe: We need to distract these guys,

Jared: Leave it to me.

Jared: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Evan & Alana: *Immediately begin arguing*

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Evan: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Connor: *Sighs*

Connor: I killed a man.

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Connor: Evil never sleeps!

Jared: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Alana: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Connor: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Jared: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Zoe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Evan: What is wrong with you?

Jared: Loaded question.. Elaborate.

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Connor: Remain CALM! *Slaps Evan multiple times*

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Evan: Your pathetic!

Connor: Your pathetic-er!

Jared: Your both fucking losers.

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Connor: Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Connor: My Facebook photo is a landscape.

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Jared: What the fuck's wrong with you??

Connor: Not even a 'good morning'?

Jared: Good morning. What the fuck's wrong with you???

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Alana: What's your favourite mythical story?

Jared: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Alana: Oh, I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Zoe: You know, your talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each cost at about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Connor: ...

Zoe: *Lip smack*

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Evan, to Jared: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Evan: I'm actually really good at mathematics.

Jared:

Evan: Secondly, I think you might be right.

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Jared: Is this a good idea?

Jared: Probably not.

Jared: But do I care?

Jared: No.

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Alana: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Connor: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Jared: Wrong. I look like a cool rockstar who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Connor: All of your existences are confusing.

The Rest Of The Squad: How so?

Connor: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Jared: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool"

Jared: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"?? L o g i c ?

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Alana: What's sexting?

Jared: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Connor: Don't weep for the stupid.

Connor: You'll be crying all day.

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Jared: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Evan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Zoe: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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AAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POTC PHASE COMING BACK TO ME

AUGHHHHHHHH

I am looking respectfully at the other guy and the previous guy and sobbing profusely

Do you. Do you get it.

Original under the cut!

in fact, they do go on girls trips

marvin with the round spectacle glasses my beloved (I have this picture saved it's so dear to me)

they should go on a girls trip i think

look at me being a productive bitch and asking for questions  0-0

HEYO ANNOUNCEMENT~

I LIKE OVER THE GARDEN WALL & DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS SO HONESTLY JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OR JUST RANDOM SHIT AND I'LL ANSWER AT SOME POINT

yes.

Do you guys think Marvin overworks himself as a form of escapism (he doesnt realize hes doing it)

but what if there was a fic for when rick and william move in together in the comic

and what if it was about them going through the stages before an official relationship really bubbles to the surface

and what if they kissed actually ☹️ and what if they went through a year of domesticity before realizing they were basically living as boyfriends anyways and that's why they start dating

and what if-

This is why i love my grandparents

so tonight i was at my brothers game practice and like, i forgot literally all of my shit at home and was already dealing with the huge amount of assignment due dates stress and was dying in the freezing fucking grass and my grandma comes over to like,,, babysit ig and sits down and puts down another chair for me- i didn’t take it for a while cuz im a dumb bitch who gets sucked up in their little bitchboy emotions but anyways- 

part of the shit that i left at home was my earbuds and that really stressed/bummed me out so y’know what my gma does?

She puts on You Will Be Found from DEH (my favourite musical)

then after that she puts on Lover Boy by TFB (my favourite band)

and y’all idk if you ever just get that warm feeling like somebody actually gives a shit but ohmygod it’s precious and that literally almost made me cry 

have a good night, don’t forget to call your grandparents pls <3

so, let's talk about the chess game a little more thoroughly

in the chess game (from falsettos, idk if that's apparently clear, "a chess game" could literally be anything lol) there's a pattern of impatience that follows the two main characters.

Marvin's impatience is fully one-sided, you can see as Whizzer begins the game, he's insistent for him to get his turn over with, even going so far as to (quite condescendingly) ask if Whizzer wants his help. But then the moment it's his turn, he takes his time despite Whizzer having rushed his first move.

I think this might stem from his constant need to "help", or rather, control every situation. He thinks it's always his job to be the leader of every circumstance, as the stereotypical man.

It definitely comes from a childhood of commanding others around and not having a heavy amount of discipline for his actions.

Otherwise, Marvin taking time to calculate his move shows that he's careful with his own placement in life. A life of tiptoing around himself and never actually accepting the full extent of his personality, or sexuality has made him incredibly courteous of where he stands. Maybe it even came from his relationship with Trina, how not being careful led him to being forced into an arranged marriage.

Meanwhile, (and I know I've gone through this bit before in other posts but yes, thanks, I need more appreciation on William Finn not just victimizing Whizzer. Like, he's not that great either guys. We love him, but he isn't perfect.) Whizzer uses the game as a strategy to get Marvin on his side.

Although instead of healthily sorting through his MASS amount of issues, Whizzer pretty much just ends up manipulating him into throwing the game. It's interesting because Whizzer has an opportunity to discuss all of the problems they have with Marvin.

They're in a place in their relationship where he can clearly just throw anything out there, but then he strikes back with anger instead of trying to actually figure out the main issues and help them both through it, effectively shutting off Marvin's ability to actually listen to anything he has to say.

The chess game was actually staged so perfectly, because you can clearly see all of the toxicity in one contained place during that song. There's obviously snippets in others, Marvin's inability to change and Whizzer's insistence not to change because changing would mean they would have to actually talk about their feelings toward each other.

anyways, these are just my thoughts on this :) none of its fully canon, I was just watching through clips of the proshot and realized some interesting things