Aliens Are Real Btw But I Don’t Really Know What Their Deal Is

watching a totally normal minecraft youtube video and i heard the words ‘parkour jump’ in quick succession and the guy missed it and my brain a.) went completely numb for at lease two seconds and b.) saw the jump and was like ‘thats just a two-block diagonal, you can make that.’ needless to say i hate what parkciv has done to me

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

born to wear graphic tees of my favorite things under an open faced jacket/hoodie

forced to wear a normal t-shirt with a hoodie covering it

please stop living so far away i want to cook your favourite dinner for you

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

no sales for 5 days..

lending you my energy for a spirit bomb rq

so you mean to tell me (griseogray) that they’re (theater directors) trying to use ai generated ‘art’ (bad) (shit) (just god awful) as the backdrop for our THEATER (arts program) production (creative work) (has several members willing to put in free labor to make this show look good) (free by the way. we’ve volunteered to pay for supplies and all). see i think youre crazy.

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.