spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.
as a heavy gunner i share many similarities with a god:
occupy a shrine (artillery battery)
given offerings (rations and ammunition)
prayed to (recieving orders via phone)
smites enemies (self-explanatory)
so i think i deserve a miko and increased alcohol rations
im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
Metal Gear Rising really was a game that screeched about how the violence of the oppressed is caused by the violence of their oppressors and therefore the two aren’t equal, but also violence is dehumanizing so be grateful for those who fight since they’ve martyred their souls for you and packed all that into 4 hours.
At the same time, it also had the weirdest fucking dialogue in video games like “MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL!” and had its main antagonist literally say “make America Great Again” three years before the U.S elections
Hey do any of you all ever do this:
-going about day normally
-stop suddenly at thought about a Lancer game
-resist urge to go throttle GM (former or present) because of said thought
its all "fuck canon" and "fanon ftw" until youre asked to care about girls because then its all "how could i ever be expected to like such an underdeveloped character?!"
i made another one of these woah! @agentldiddy made the original idea and i turned it into one of these for it
Btw don't shut up you're not annoying
Drawing a Lancer frame: fun! creative freedom bc all frames look unique (Personalizations + Custom Paint Job)! so long as it has its signature weapon, it should be recognizable!
Drawing a Gundam frame: If I misplace a singular panel on this sonofabitch, Bandai is going to descend from the heavens and smite me.