I Know Most People Don't Care About Anything Unless It Has To Do With The U.S. But Can We Please Start

Btw don't shut up you're not annoying

Metal Gear Rising really was a game that screeched about how the violence of the oppressed is caused by the violence of their oppressors and therefore the two aren’t equal, but also violence is dehumanizing so be grateful for those who fight since they’ve martyred their souls for you and packed all that into 4 hours.

At the same time, it also had the weirdest fucking dialogue in video games like “MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL!” and had its main antagonist literally say “make America Great Again” three years before the U.S elections

I’ve been in mechposting for a few weeks due to what I’m pretty sure is now my most popular post. And it’s just solidified my opinion that if I’m piloting a mech I’d want it to be a mobile suit setup. Get that neural link away from me, get a “handler” out of my comms with that basically sexual harassment. Just give me a decently comfy chair and fully analogue controls and i will THRIVE

Metamaxxers Exclusive Mercenary Management Enterprises takes no responsibility for the consequences of (mis/)applying our advice.

born to wear graphic tees of my favorite things under an open faced jacket/hoodie

forced to wear a normal t-shirt with a hoodie covering it

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

A.N.I.M. Financial Status Update May 12th, 2025.

As many of you know, to stay in business our team needs to make a minimum income quota which increases by 15% each month until it reaches $4,000/month. I’m going to start posting these updates weekly. This month isn’t looking good.

Current A.N.I.M. Income Quota Progress: $572.22/$2,321.74

Deadline: June 1st.

Status: RED

What you can do to ensure that we reach this goal and can continue operations:

Follow us on tumblr and bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/anim-ttrpgs.bsky.social

(reblogging/retweeting/whatever our posts on these sites, *even if you don't have many followers*, makes a *huge* difference and is actually how we get most of our new fans and patreon subscribers.)

Talk about us!

(play our games, tell your friends about them, make posts about your adventures or characters from our games, make homebrew stuff, etc. Like with the social media posts, this is the only way the word gets out about who we are and what we do! Without word-of-mouth, we're dead in the water.)

Subscribe to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheAgencyofNarrativeIntrigueandMysteryPatreon

(you get monthly rewards such as Eureka updates, adventure modules, short stories, etc.)

Buy, or just download, our games on Itch.io

(money helps a lot, but even just downloading them for free gives us a boost in the algorithm and gets more eyes on us)

Donate on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/animttrpgs

(how this helps is pretty obvious)

Buy our snoop merchandise https://www.bonfire.com/store/anim-store-1/

(we only get a small cut of this, but the stuff is pretty cool, and they're good conversation starters)

Income Quota: $913.08/$2,321.74

Date: May 15th, 2025

Deadline: June 1st, 2025

Status: RED

We are 48% through the month, and only 39% through the quota.

Itch.io

Patreon

Ko-fi