No Sales For 5 Days..

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is

download the lcp for @shadow-of-gehenna to receive a normal samurai

we're hard at work inventing a femur breaker that automatically activates whenever someone looks at your real-ass name and goes "i'm not even going to TRY to pronounce that"

just watched the broly movie with a friend and uh

broly's my son now. i love him like he is my child. he deserves the world.

A.N.I.M. Financial Status Update May 12th, 2025.

As many of you know, to stay in business our team needs to make a minimum income quota which increases by 15% each month until it reaches $4,000/month. I’m going to start posting these updates weekly. This month isn’t looking good.

Current A.N.I.M. Income Quota Progress: $572.22/$2,321.74

Deadline: June 1st.

Status: RED

What you can do to ensure that we reach this goal and can continue operations:

Follow us on tumblr and bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/anim-ttrpgs.bsky.social

(reblogging/retweeting/whatever our posts on these sites, *even if you don't have many followers*, makes a *huge* difference and is actually how we get most of our new fans and patreon subscribers.)

Talk about us!

(play our games, tell your friends about them, make posts about your adventures or characters from our games, make homebrew stuff, etc. Like with the social media posts, this is the only way the word gets out about who we are and what we do! Without word-of-mouth, we're dead in the water.)

Subscribe to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheAgencyofNarrativeIntrigueandMysteryPatreon

(you get monthly rewards such as Eureka updates, adventure modules, short stories, etc.)

Buy, or just download, our games on Itch.io

(money helps a lot, but even just downloading them for free gives us a boost in the algorithm and gets more eyes on us)

Donate on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/animttrpgs

(how this helps is pretty obvious)

Buy our snoop merchandise https://www.bonfire.com/store/anim-store-1/

(we only get a small cut of this, but the stuff is pretty cool, and they're good conversation starters)

MY FAVORITE SWORD IS THE ONE I'VE GOT IN MY HAND

MY NEXT FAVORITE IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU FOR

aromantic and interested in shipping in much the same way people are interested in superheroes. like man wouldnt it be cool if dating was real. id love to imagine what i would do if dating was real. here's my tierlist of the best kinds of dating. number 4 may surprise you.

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

does this to you