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evil year

is this an okay place to admit i've never seen Night At The Museum

tumblr: constantly be aware of your own privilege. constantly be aware of your capacity of be evil. hey i know you really like that new piece of media but make sure you're aware of all of the problematic elements all the time. hey i noticed you reblogged a post from a designated Bad Person so please make sure you do a thorough background check on everyone you reblog from to make sure they're not bad, otherwise people might get the wrong idea about you. always be aware of everything bad that's happening in the world all the time because silence is violence. i see you not reblogging this post btw. activist burnout is a privilege so be aware of that. xyz people are required to reblog this post. if you're not constantly fighting against designated Bad People you are inherently complicit and therefore a Bad Person.

people with ocd:

DEAR GOD!

THE HUMANITY!

Idea: The main antagonist of your Lancer campaign, a dangerous criminal you’ve been chasing across the galaxy, has been convicted of thought crimes. They cannot be allowed to spread their dangerous philosophy, for you see… they pronounce “mech” as if it rhymes with “fetch”.

AMERICANS? IS ROOT BEER NICE?! I WANNA KNOW

No third option you gotta pick a side

Chain mail is back, baby!

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

nothing I take less seriously then people who say "oh my gods" come on now girl

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what