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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

can't believe that i didn't know this piece of vital lore

i'm a fake han jae fan i guess

i made another one of these woah! @agentldiddy made the original idea and i turned it into one of these for it

lending you my energy for a spirit bomb rq

so you mean to tell me (griseogray) that they’re (theater directors) trying to use ai generated ‘art’ (bad) (shit) (just god awful) as the backdrop for our THEATER (arts program) production (creative work) (has several members willing to put in free labor to make this show look good) (free by the way. we’ve volunteered to pay for supplies and all). see i think youre crazy.

pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

Transphobes make me exasperated

The sheer ignorance of instagram commenters baffles me