I Love Poison Omelette

i vaguely remember seeing the yt notification "drafted into the skeleton war" show up a few days ago

and the only thought i had when i saw it was NO!!! NO!!!!! DON'T TAKE ME TO THE SKELETON WAR!!!!!!!!!!

you just hate me because of my beam attack

Hey do any of you all ever do this:

-going about day normally

-stop suddenly at thought about a Lancer game

-resist urge to go throttle GM (former or present) because of said thought

lake of fire is like. arguably worse. aren't you vulnerable to fire damage anyways?

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.

Once upon a time…

this one

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

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