Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest

happy ides of march

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

no sales for 5 days..

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

i know what you are

^ he knows too

i also know

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?