“So There’s Nothing Going On Between You Two?”

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make "soup" from some flower petals and sticks.

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“respect doesn’t make history”

Marlene will be right back! Ya girl’s gotta get some allergy shots lol✌️

Lovesick

Ginny: Harry, go back to bed, you’re clearly sick.

Harry, barely able to see straight, swaying on his feet:

Ginny:

Ginny: Just go lay down.

(Based on a text post by @its-hp-bitch)

Nico what are you doing alone? where's Will?

((ooc: idk, just some silly dorcas pics :D ))

“Just a Friend”

Lily: And your first name is?

Lily: And your boyfriend’s name is?

Lily: *Gasps*

Remus and James: YOU BITCH!

(Based on a text post, but I’m not sure who it’s by. Please let me know who the author is if you recognize it!)

How did you know you were into girls too?

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.