"A Bunch Of Babies And Dinosaurs? That's A Good Band Name."

"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."

"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."

“He’s not Year 7 stupid, he’s Year 9 stupid.”

-My friend, describing her brother in Year 7

"I've been having horse flashbacks..."

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes

“I consulted the stars and they said fuck you.”

-Me

“MEEEOOOWWWW!”

-My cat. Loudly. In my face. At 3am. Every night.

"Lungs are probably everywhere"

“Jaffa cakes are terrifying!”

-My friend, who is genuinely scared of the orange part of Jaffa cakes

"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"