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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Oh you're a trans man who likes to dress feminine?

Oh You're A Trans Man Who Likes To Dress Feminine?

Oh you're a trans woman who likes to dress masculine?

Oh You're A Trans Man Who Likes To Dress Feminine?

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU DRESS!!! YOU'RE STILL TRANS AND VALID!!!

Someone Sent This To Me And I’m Losing My Mind

Someone sent this to me and I’m losing my mind

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

Like, rationally, I think we all know no matter how astrologically compatible DNF is, we shouldn’t tell Dream and George about it to not affect their dynamic and all that jazz lol. But I can just SEE it, if we tell Dream that “Dream, you and George are really compatible. Look at you guys’ compatibility chart", that man is gonna grin and brag about it. Like, come on, let’s be honest, he’s gonna be like “Look, guys, dono says that me and George have Mars+Venus conjunct, and that’s pretty rare. We’re like literally soulmates. I knew it. Quackity WISHES he has this-”

Yeah, that man would be unbearable, so yeah, we shouldn’t tell them either way

😏

@hauntedhologram myler i forgot tumblr mans name

Feminist brain: The gendering of hygiene products is stupid and arbitrary and is a fabrication of capitalism to get people to buy more products because then people will be too insecure in their femininity or masculinity to share products with one another. It also gives companies an in if they want to charge more for gendered products, which they often do.

Transmasc brain: Haha I smell like a boy. Sick.

Literally all of the MCYT ‘ships’ (in a general sense) are just entirely different breeds of moirallegiance and they fit the term so perfectly and I’ve seen no one comment on that, but it’s perfect and I have to show it.  

Like, dnf is pretty much platonic soulmates, but Dream/Sapnap are like,,, the definition of best best friends. Tubbo and Ranboo are again, platonically *married*, but Tubbo and Tommy are basically glued to each others sides and platonically love each other a lot (in the beginning, I mean, the rest isn’t relevant here). A mixture of the same could be said for Skephalo. There’s so much great pale friendships in this fandom and I know people’s reason for not shipping them romantically is boundaries, but for real… guys. Come on, we created a perfect platonic fandom and I need you guys to appreciate how cool that is, come on. 

She’s Just Stuck There.
She’s Just Stuck There.
She’s Just Stuck There.
She’s Just Stuck There.
She’s Just Stuck There.

She’s just stuck there.

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