Oikawa: A Self-obsessed Whore (who Still Genuinely Cares About His Friends)

I Just Imagine They have The Most Casual Sex

Hinata: Kenma! Let’s have sex! :D

Kenma: Hmm. K sure. Which type do you wanna have?

-Putting our dicks inside each other

-Eating each others face off

Or a full on playstore. You know, sex toys.

Hinata: HMmMmM~ So many options!! :^

Kenma: Can we order pizza afterward?

Hinata: Sure! :D

Kenma: We can also do that graphic 69 thingy. Kinda a mixture of everything.

Hinata: Ooh! Yay- let’s do that! :D

Poor Atsumu

Atsumu confessing to Aran:

"Sorry I don't feel the same"

Atsumu confessing to Kita:

"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"

Atsumu confessing to Hinata:

"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"

Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?

Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!

Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU

Goshiki: Grape

Yamaguchi: Yams Potato

Hinata: Tangerine

Kindaichi: Green Onion

Sakusa: Burnt Ramen

Husbands

Atsumu: Explaining to the opposite team why he’s better than them

Sakusa standing right beside him:  …

The opposite team mouthing Sakusa: “Get him to stop!”

Sakusa: Joins in with Atsumu

The opposite team: …

(“Why should I? He IS better than you fucking idiots.”)

AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

Top comfort ship for real

Tsumu and Omi

I imagine that if any haters talk shit about Atsumu, Sakusa goes FUCKING OFF ON THEM. LIKE.

"oMg Atsumu's so annoying"

"Fuck you , stupid dumb fucking bitch, a DISGUSTING germ like you doesn't deserve to live on this planet or even b r e a t h e the same air as Atsumu, you fucking whore."

"...."

And Atsumu is just over there with heart eyes.

While the rest of the team is just shook, cause like, that's the most Sakusa has ever voluntarily talked during games.

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The hater be questioning their whole life lmao

Mmm Yes very gay

sakusa: sorry miya if this looks gay to the viewers

Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss

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Haikyuu Headcannons 1/?

-Oikawa & Atsumu like going through their fan mail together

-Kita & Bokuto are cousins

-Sugawara & Semi are also cousins

-Suna, Shibayama, and Daishou are half brothers (on their father's side) and occasionally live at Daishou's house (Mostly for like holidays and family get togethers)

-Goshiki really REALLY likes chai latte's with half milk and Koge's father owns a coffee shop, so Goshiki is there a lot

-Yahaba has natural Poliosis in his hair and dye's it brown to be more normal

-Suga on the other hand has natural brown hair and likes to dye it grey

-Suga is hit on a lot because he has a more "girly" face and bodytype. The rest of the Karasuno third years often tell them off. Good friends

-Aoba Johsai is just a generally rich area. I like to base it off of New York. Tall buildings, costs so FUCKING MUCH to just L I V E. Like, a one dollar McDonald soda would cost $5.30 there

-Shiratorizawa is the second most rich. They have a lot of wildlife and farms there. And also a TON of cherry blossom trees. it's considered pretty good if your accepted there

-Karasuno is full of really kind people. Plus they have Saturday market's there. It also has very large amounts of houses

-Nekoma just has dozens of stray cats around on the streets. And a lot of cate cafes & shelters. It's pretty common to see a least three cats just cruising along the sidewalk. It's also a law to watch out for cats. You have to pay a 200 fine (28,732 Yen) if your run over a cat. Which is why Nekoma is full of slow drivers.

-While the volleyball teams might fight and not get along most of the time, they'd definitely throw hands if anyone hurts their teammates

-Kita has an adoptive fox whom he found in a side forest next to his house and took him in. (I imagine he's a snowy fox)

-Moniwa has three pet ferret's who like to wrap (lightly) around his neck and arms