Mmm Yes Very Gay

I fricking love their dynamic so much <3

Atsumu: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this

Kiyoomi: *hold up daggers* manslaughter it is

I Just Imagine They have The Most Casual Sex

Hinata: Kenma! Let’s have sex! :D

Kenma: Hmm. K sure. Which type do you wanna have?

-Putting our dicks inside each other

-Eating each others face off

Or a full on playstore. You know, sex toys.

Hinata: HMmMmM~ So many options!! :^

Kenma: Can we order pizza afterward?

Hinata: Sure! :D

Kenma: We can also do that graphic 69 thingy. Kinda a mixture of everything.

Hinata: Ooh! Yay- let’s do that! :D

Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss

red

Sibling Bickering

Osamu: *Literally just eating Onigiri*

Atsumu: Do you ever not have food in your mouth?

Osamu: Do you ever not have a dick in your mouth?

Atsumu: Touché

Husbands

Atsumu: Explaining to the opposite team why he’s better than them

Sakusa standing right beside him:  …

The opposite team mouthing Sakusa: “Get him to stop!”

Sakusa: Joins in with Atsumu

The opposite team: …

(“Why should I? He IS better than you fucking idiots.”)

We feel like shit

In the toilet

Mixed in with some pee, which is VERY yellow if you don't mind me adding, Daily reminder to drink a shit ton of water (3 average sized glasses)

2 movies but no season 5. .how we feeling haikyuu fandom

AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

Top comfort ship for real

Tsumu and Omi

I imagine that if any haters talk shit about Atsumu, Sakusa goes FUCKING OFF ON THEM. LIKE.

"oMg Atsumu's so annoying"

"Fuck you , stupid dumb fucking bitch, a DISGUSTING germ like you doesn't deserve to live on this planet or even b r e a t h e the same air as Atsumu, you fucking whore."

"...."

And Atsumu is just over there with heart eyes.

While the rest of the team is just shook, cause like, that's the most Sakusa has ever voluntarily talked during games.

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The hater be questioning their whole life lmao

Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)

Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)

Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)

Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)

Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).

✨They make the perfect friend group✨

So um, scenario

Atsumu's fangirls flirt with him

like a lot

even though he's explicitly said he's gay AND in a relationship

they think like: "Aww c'mon Tsumu~ we know your just saying that so you don't hurt our feelings, it just a coverup sweetie~"

And it like gets to the point where he just gets so annoyed becAUSE HE'S LITERALLY GAY FOR HIS OMI-OMI

So one day he's just like kissing *cough cough* making out with Sakusa *cough cough* in the halls of his school or whatever

and his fangirls are just coming down the halls and they see him and go FUCKING BALLISTIC

they're all like: "WaH- TSUMU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING :( HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? WAH- YOUR CHEATING ON ME???!!?"

And Atsumu's all like "Bitch- I have explicitly said that I'm GAY! AND IN A RELATIONSHIP!! >:( LIKE- COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"

MEANWHILE! In our universe.

Sakusa just sharpening his knives ..... :)

Has this been done before or what?