Chase: For The Last Time I Was Not Drunk

Wilford: Oh no my cute snake is gone

Google who has bing in his lap: What do you mean did you buy a snake

Wilford: No I mean Anti

Bing: I'm sure he's fine

Wilford: No he's most likely not fine cause someone stepped on his tail who ever did it is going to die

Mark running out of the room: NOPE

I have a feeling that Wilford would just fall though a ceiling while the septics were having a meeting and would just get up like nothing happened holding a glass of martini and say. "Where the fuck am I". While the septics were wondering how he got there.

Chase: Guys we got a problem

Henrik: Whats the problem?

Chase: Someone gave Marvin catnip

Jackie: Who in the world gave him catnip

[Anti slowly backing up holding a bag of catnip behind his back]

Henrik: Anti!

Henrik who is sitting on the couch: I have the sharpest memory name one time i forgot something

Anti who is curled up in a ball: You forgot to give me attention

Henrik: Come here

Anti slithering over to Henrik and sitting on him now getting kisses and hugs from his lover:Next time i'm telling Chase that your ignoring me.

I just realized the squishy that I have is sad

Thank you @thepoetpossum and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

Yandere is the type of person to call a meeting just to talk about Anti. While Anti's there and giving a look asking for help.

Wilford: Jackie I need you help!

Jackie: Why what happened

Wilford: I made Anti cry

Jackie now looking mad: You did what

Wilford realizing Jackie is Anti's other boyfriend: OH SH-

i found a ship called pinescone and love it