Henrik Who Is Sitting On The Couch: I Have The Sharpest Memory Name One Time I Forgot Something

Wilford: Wow Anti you haven't cried the for 1 hour that's a new record

Dark: He passed out 1 hour ago you idiot

Wilford: What

Dark: Where in the fucking hosptile

Wilford: WHAT

Dark: For fuck's sake

Wilford: Oh no my cute snake is gone

Google who has bing in his lap: What do you mean did you buy a snake

Wilford: No I mean Anti

Bing: I'm sure he's fine

Wilford: No he's most likely not fine cause someone stepped on his tail who ever did it is going to die

Mark running out of the room: NOPE

I remember I filled a plastic egg with hot glue and I was able to get it out

Henrik: Vhere zhe hell is Anti

Jackie: Hes in the vents

Mavin rolling his eyes: again

Henik: Vait Hes in zhe vents how

Chase: The fuck do you mean by again

Bing: Dark what the hell

Dark who is sitting down with Wilford sleeping on him and Anti curled up around the two: What

Bing: you good

Dark: I'm trapped

Google: what happens when you have a bird boyfriend and a naga boyfriend

Bing slowly backing up: I'm gonna go see what chase is up to

Most of the ships I like are gay

Does anyone ever just start writing a fanfiction then just never finish it.

Chase: Guys we got a problem

Henrik: Whats the problem?

Chase: Someone gave Marvin catnip

Jackie: Who in the world gave him catnip

[Anti slowly backing up holding a bag of catnip behind his back]

Henrik: Anti!

Wilford: Whatchu got there

(Anti sitting in Darks lap while Dark was holding a smoothie)

Dark: A smoothie

Anti: Dark, Dark

Dark continuing to work and ignore the his naga lover

Anti: Dark, Dark, Dark!

Dark: what do you want!

Anti: Come to bed

Dark: No I have to keep working

Anti: Dar-

Dark: Shut the fuck up

Anti starting to tear up. Dark looking at Anti.

Dark: Wait, wait I didn't mean it

Anti leaving the room crying

Henrik from the other room: Dark vhat the fuck did you do!!!